Emails from Olympus

by Sofaloafa

Must I explain? They are just emails from gods, demigods, and all sorts of other things. Questions are asked, answers are given, and everything else falls in place. People talk about Percy behind his back, Demeter has serious cereal moments, and everyone wonders why Leo is on their account.

28. Chapter 28

Dear Hera,

Was it you or Zeus who threw Hephaestus of Olympus?

-Sofaloafa.

Dear Sofaloafa,

Okay! I admit it! It was me because I thought he didn't belong in the family! His face was too misshapen! I was not in control of my actions!

-Hera, supreme ruler over all the gods.

Dear Hera,

So, what would happen if I called you a stuck up hypocrite?

-Sofaloafa.

Dear Sofaloafa,

I will turn you into a horrid form of Hephaestus and toss you off Olympus.

-Hera, still the supreme ruler.

Dear Leo,

What, in my husbands name, are you doing?! Why are you in my account!? I will turn YOU into a puppy and throw you off Olympus!

-Hera, a very ticked off goddess.