Dear Clarisse,

Percy seems to have a knack for annoying you. Do you ever want to just slap him? 'Cause I do.

-Annabeth Chase.

Dear Annabeth,

Yes! You do not know how long I have waited to hear that! Someone who finally understands! I just want to slap him, break my spear on his head, or throw him in the campfire! Or all three! Yeah, that'll be the day.

-Clarisse la Rue, doesn't care a bit for the Poseidon brat.