Emails from Olympus

by Sofaloafa

Must I explain? They are just emails from gods, demigods, and all sorts of other things. Questions are asked, answers are given, and everything else falls in place. People talk about Percy behind his back, Demeter has serious cereal moments, and everyone wonders why Leo is on their account.

32. Chapter 32

Dear Hades,

I think I have an idea! Instead of making you eat it, we could make some satyers eat it! Cereal will prevail!

-Demeter, goddess of cereal.

Dear Demeter,

Yes that is a great idea! Follow through with it as soon as possible! I especially like the part where you don't feed it to me anymore! Of course the satyr part is good too... but don't feed it to me! Oh, and I assume you will be too busy to feed me cereal?

-Hades, god of the underworld.

Dear Hades,

Of course I'll give you more cereal! I didn't know you liked it so much that you would ask for some! My little girl's husband is asking for cereal! *Cue cheek pinching.* Yay! I'm so excited!

-Demeter, proud her daughter picked such a nice young gentleman.