Emails from Olympus

by Sofaloafa

Must I explain? They are just emails from gods, demigods, and all sorts of other things. Questions are asked, answers are given, and everything else falls in place. People talk about Percy behind his back, Demeter has serious cereal moments, and everyone wonders why Leo is on their account.

34. Chapter 34

Dear Nico,

Can you get Internet in the underworld?

-Percy Jackson, son of the sea god.

Dear Percy,

No! I can't! It's not like I'm sitting in my dad's palace right now, typing on the computer that I can't use because there's no Internet. Oh, and I'm not emailing you either because there's no Internet down here.

-Nico DiAngelo, son of Hades.

Dear Nico,

Really! I would have come down there and installed a network! Maybe I would need an electrician, but I could do it.

-Percy Jackson.

Dear Percy,

Please note the sarcasm.

-Nico DiAngelo.