Emails from Olympus

by Sofaloafa

Must I explain? They are just emails from gods, demigods, and all sorts of other things. Questions are asked, answers are given, and everything else falls in place. People talk about Percy behind his back, Demeter has serious cereal moments, and everyone wonders why Leo is on their account.

35. Chapter 35

Dear Annabeth,

I know you sleep with Percy. I see it when I peek through your window at night. You're all like, "Oh Percy! I want to be with you forever and ever!"

-Luke Castellan.

Dear Luke,

What. The. Hades. Why are you looking in my window at night? Have you ever heard of privacy? I could go on and on and bore you to death about what I think of spies, but I have a more suitable punishment. Percy, you may come forth.

-Annabeth Chase, has an evil grin on her face.

Dear Luke,

What!? What!? What!? How dare you! Spying on MY girlfriend?! I don't think so! You, my friend, have just earned yourself a place in Percy's personal fields of punishments! I can't believe it! Why?! Why?! Why?! I will hunt you down, bring a hellhound with me, and make it tear you to shreads! No wait, scratch that. I will hunt you down myself, and tear you to shreads myself. I will KILL you! And I swear, I will enjoy every second of it! Maybe I'll even get Ares to help me! Yeah! I'd start running if I were you! I will hunt you down! I don't mean downtown, I mean ten feet underground! (Specifically to the underworld. But hey, no one's perfect.) Are you running yet?

-Percy Jackson, a very, and I mean VERY angry son of Poseidon.