Emails from Olympus

by Sofaloafa

Must I explain? They are just emails from gods, demigods, and all sorts of other things. Questions are asked, answers are given, and everything else falls in place. People talk about Percy behind his back, Demeter has serious cereal moments, and everyone wonders why Leo is on their account.

36. Chapter 36

Dear Frank,

I think you're a chick magnet! Get it? 'Cause your girlfriend can summon metals! Huh? Anyone? Someone? No one?

-Leo Valdez, really bad pun maker.

Dear Leo,

If you speak of this to anyone, lets just say I'll turn into a rabid raccoon just for you. And hide in your bathroom.

-Frank, rabid raccoon.

Yes, this is something that just popped in my head and I wanted to share it with the people of the world. (Literally and figuratively.) Thanks for reading, and remember the three R's! Read, review, and... Eh, I forgot the last one.