Dear Annabeth,

Have you heard? There's this toy called Legos and I heard its for architects like you. There is this new architecture studio that I think you might like.

-Nico DiAngelo, son of Hades.

Dear Nico,

Yes, I have heard of it and I could care less. I've got a headache and I don't want to deal with the likes of you anymore. Just leave me alone.

-Annabeth, grumpiest person in the world.

Dear Annabeth,

Why so grumpy? You were just hugging a tree last time I saw you.

-Nico.

Dear Nico,

Don't make me talk about it or I punch you.

-Annabeth Chase.

Dear Annabeth,

Oh... It's that time of the month again, isn't it? *Snicker*

-Nico DiAngelo.

Dear Nico,

Shut up.

-Annabeth Chase.