Emails from Olympus

by Sofaloafa

Must I explain? They are just emails from gods, demigods, and all sorts of other things. Questions are asked, answers are given, and everything else falls in place. People talk about Percy behind his back, Demeter has serious cereal moments, and everyone wonders why Leo is on their account.

39. Chapter 39

Dear Thalia,

So, I have been reading stories where you and Nico are paired up. Huh? Are those true? Hmmm?

-Percy Jackson, son of the sea god.

Dear Percy,

Why *slap* are *slap* you *slap* writing *slap* this *slap* where *slap* the whole *slap* world *slap* can see it? *Slappity slap slap slap*

-Thalia Grace.

Dear Thalia,

Wow. I didn't know you had such strong feeling for Nico that you would slap me several times in a sentence.

-Percy Jackson.

Dear Percy,

I think the cake was spiked. You ate too much of the cake Percy. Leo added vodka to it. He switched the water with vodka and added some to the cake. I have to go slap him now.

-Thalia.

Dear Thalia,

I did not! I added rum!

-Leo Valdez, natural drink mixer.

Dear Leo,

*Slap, slap, slap, slap.*

-Thalia.

Dear Thalia,

Wow. Even virtual slaps hurt.

-Leo Valdez.