Dear 44Lefty,

Thanks hon! Reviewing every chapter really means a lot to me. Especially since I'm your favorite demigod! Right? I am, right?

-Leo Valdez, the hottest demigod to ever walk the earth. ('Cause I can catch on fire! What'd you think?)

Dear Leo,

Well...

-Percy Jackson.

Dear Percy,

What? You thought that?! I can't believe you people! Who, in their right minds, thinks that?

-Leo Valdez, still the hottest demigod to ever walk the earth.