Dear Hermes,

I hear you own Hermes express, can work for it too?

-Connor Stoll, your son.

Dear Connor,

Well, um... Sure! You can be the, uh, sitting there and doing nothing person! I await your arrival.

-Hermes, god of messengers.

Dear Hermes,

You don't want me to, do you?

-Connor Stoll.

Dear Connor,

Nope.

-Hermes.