Dear Triton,

How's life under the sea? I wanted to come, but my dad doesn't. It's like he thinks we'll get along horribly or something.

-Percy Jackson.

Dear Percy,

Do me a favor and don't talk to me.

-Triton.

Dear Triton,

What? I thought we could be best buds! You're just going to go and say "don't talk to me"? What happened to being buddies? Bros? Amigos?

-Percy Jackson, obviously not your bro.

Dear Percy,

I thought you were MY amigo!

-Leo Valdez.