Dear Triton,
How's life under the sea? I wanted to come, but my dad doesn't. It's like he thinks we'll get along horribly or something.
-Percy Jackson.
Dear Percy,
Do me a favor and don't talk to me.
-Triton.
Dear Triton,
What? I thought we could be best buds! You're just going to go and say "don't talk to me"? What happened to being buddies? Bros? Amigos?
-Percy Jackson, obviously not your bro.
Dear Percy,
I thought you were MY amigo!
-Leo Valdez.
