Emails from Olympus

by Sofaloafa

Must I explain? They are just emails from gods, demigods, and all sorts of other things. Questions are asked, answers are given, and everything else falls in place. People talk about Percy behind his back, Demeter has serious cereal moments, and everyone wonders why Leo is on their account.

44. Chapter 44

Dear hydra,

I'm wondering how you have so many heads. And how do they grow back? Scientifically speaking, you would need some sort of mixture, but since you don't have one, you're not scientifically possible!

-Malcom, son of Athena.

Dear Malcom,

Dude, most of the monsters in greek mythology aren't scientifically possible. Just live with it.

-Hydra.