Dear Percy,
I saw you with Annabeth yesterday! It was so nice to see you getting along. But, why did she slap you? Then, you started kissing! Ew! I was coming into the cabin and you didn't notice me. What were you talking about? Isn't there a rule that says a boy and a girl can't be alone together in a cabin unless they have the same parent? Did you break the rules?
-Tyson, cyclops.
Dear Tyson,
You... Saw that? Tyson, please don't tell anyone. I beg of you! If you do, I don't think I'll be able to live!
-Percy Jackson.
Dear Percy,
Well brother, everyone's already reading this.
-Tyson.