A/N

Sorry for the late update and I know the shortness of this does not even nearly compensate how long you guys were waiting but I came down with man-flu. Not fun.

Anywho I was feeling a bit better so I managed to throw this onto Beatrice, she didn't shut down so it was deemed worthy to put it.

Hope you guys enjoy

Disclaimer: We do not own Death Note.

Matt.

Misa I hate you.

I actually hate you. Do you think it would've hurt to mention that Blondie was going to be on location with us? It did it slip past the two braincells you use for blinking and squealing? Obviously it did. Still getting molested so blatantly in front of everyone on the plane was enough to make my head swim and to lose focus. The bastard even made me stammer. I thought I got over that speech impediment years ago, but no Blondie or 'Mello' as he told me his name was, decided to bring it back.

He had the same smug look on his face that he had a year ago. The one when I turned him down, but he smiled like he was going to get me anyway. That was enough to scare the hell out of me to avoid Misa until now. I thought he was working for someone else and my gaming supply was getting low. Not to mention I ran out of gas and stuff weeks ago. I really had no choice in the matter, I mean I have rent due in two weeks. But that should not allow him to bring his hand any higher, I am not getting paid to be felt up by what I can only assume, a raging nymphomaniac.

"M-Misa? Where exactly a-are we going again?" I squeaked, dodging the question he threw at me.

"Mattie-kun! Did you forget already? Silly." She bounded over, tapping me on the nose lightly, apparently oblivious to the fact that Mello was feeling me up. "Misa went ahead and booked her island for you guys." She placed a finger inbetween her lips looking a bit worried. "Misa feels bad for having everyone who was there because they had to leave, but it's Misa's island so Misa can do what she wants."

"T-that's great Misa, w-where is it?" The fucker slid his hand higher, I didn't even face him I already knew the look that would be on his face and I didn't want to give him the satisfaction of seeing that my cheeks had gone red. He had already made me doubt my sexuality enough to go sleep with another guy. It wasn't too bad, not that I'll ever admit that.

"Matt-Kun don't you read anything Misa sends you?" She sighed. Heh, no I don't. The minute I see that swirly pink writing, hello mister rubbish bag. "We're going to Kiribati."

Where in the where of a where where? She actually seemed to have noticed the blank look on my face. I mean I smart, very smart but where in the hell is this place? Is she dragging us to the edge of the Earth and dangling us over the edge saying 'It's just a few more miles down!'

"It's only nearly two thousand miles from Hawaii."

Only? I left my fish without food here woman! I thought I'd be back in two days. The sudden bout of surprise had managed to let me forget about Mello which was great for me as he seemed to have dropped the stunt he was pulling. Huffing and folding his arms, the pout on his face rivalling Misa's when Light yelled at her.

"Okay." I murmured, leaning back into the seat, eyes closed. I may as well catch up on sleep while I have time to kill.

I think I might be able to bear this journey. As long as I don't look at him.

Sidenote: So I climbed out my window as 1:30 in the morning to go watch Death Note. True fangirl :) Anyone else have some weird crazy shit they did for Death Note? I don't want to be the only one!