Dear Artemis,
How would you feel if you got an incredibly bloodthirsty adoptive daughter
named Sachmis and sent her out to kill every mortal boy and man on earth, even your sorry excuse of a brother, Zeus, Posiedon, Hades, Hermes, Ares, etc…
(No goddesses harmed)?
From, Lioness Deity.
Dear Lioness,
Well, there would be the ups and downs. For one, there would be no more children. So now, I am stuck with the hunters I have. That would really bum me out. But on the other hand, no more chance of men watching me bathe, no more listening to a haiku every five minutes and especially no more Athena and Poseidon fights. Do you know how bad they get? It's like, one minute we're having a formal meeting, the next minute they are fighting over the stupidest things. Like who's turn it is to annoy Zeus. If you ask me, they do at the same time. In fact, they annoy Zeus so much, that they annoy everyone else too! Ugh! Anyway, I don't think that would be a good idea, I wouldn't have anymore hunters! Yep. I, Artemis, goddess of the hunt, have officially become a debate queen.
-Artemis, goddess of the moon. (And debates. Sorry it's so long, just had to say the ups and downs of having a daughter like that.)