Emails from Olympus

by Sofaloafa

Must I explain? They are just emails from gods, demigods, and all sorts of other things. Questions are asked, answers are given, and everything else falls in place. People talk about Percy behind his back, Demeter has serious cereal moments, and everyone wonders why Leo is on their account.

48. Chapter 48

Dear Ares,

Would you like to go to the movies? I hear there's this wonderful movie called the Sea of Monsters!

-Aphrodite, goddess of love.

Dear Aphrodite,

Well, I'd love to, but unfortunately I have to go clean my toilets and be Hephaestus' personal slave.

-Ares, a very stupid god of war.

Dear Hephaestus,

I have no idea how you and Leo get on our accounts.

-Ares, god of war.

Dear Ares,

We have our ways. Although it will always be a mystery. Always.

-Hephaestus, god of fire.

Dear Hephaestus and Ares,

How come I always get ignored when I email one of you guys? I'd like some attention too.

-Aphrodite, goddess of love.

Dear Aphrodite,

Attention Hog.

-Ares and Hephaestus.