Emails from Olympus

by Sofaloafa

Must I explain? They are just emails from gods, demigods, and all sorts of other things. Questions are asked, answers are given, and everything else falls in place. People talk about Percy behind his back, Demeter has serious cereal moments, and everyone wonders why Leo is on their account.

49. Chapter 49

Dear Demeter,

Do you ever think of anything other than Special K?

-Percy Jackson.

Dear Percy,

Of course! I think of honey bunches of oats, fiber one, and raisin bran! What? Did you think I only thought of ONE cereal! I even wrote a book on the different kinds of cereal and the different purposes!

-Demeter, goddess of cereal.

Dear Demeter,

I mean something other than cereal. Do you think of anything other than cereal?

-Percy Jackson.

Dear Percy,

Well, duh! I also think of whole grain oatmeal!

-Demeter, also the goddess of oatmeal.