Emails from Olympus

by Sofaloafa

Must I explain? They are just emails from gods, demigods, and all sorts of other things. Questions are asked, answers are given, and everything else falls in place. People talk about Percy behind his back, Demeter has serious cereal moments, and everyone wonders why Leo is on their account.

51. Chapter 51

Dear all of the demigods and gods and goddesses and monsters too if they want,
Have you read harry potter? There are quite a few similarities between your
two noble book series/lives.
-an awesome fangirl.
PS; hi leo :)

Dear Fangirl,

Harry Potter? Is he like, a hairy potter? One that makes pots? 'Cause that would be one hairy pot. But, no. I haven't read Harry Potter. Hmm. Maybe I could, but then I'd probably have to order a hairy pot from him, and I have absolutely no use for a hairy pot. Unless... I could use it for... No. Anyways, girl, you would be a perfect addition for team Leo! Hello!

-Leo Valdez. And all those others.

Dear Leo,

We are not, "all those others." We have names too you know.

-All those others.

Dear Leo,

LEO!

-All those others.