Emails from Olympus

by Sofaloafa

Must I explain? They are just emails from gods, demigods, and all sorts of other things. Questions are asked, answers are given, and everything else falls in place. People talk about Percy behind his back, Demeter has serious cereal moments, and everyone wonders why Leo is on their account.

54. Chapter 54

Dear Octavian,

*Squeak* We know what you did to our brethren. *Squeak* We will rebel against you. *Squeak*

-The teddy bears you murdered all these times. *Squeak*

Dear Teddy Bears,

I can't believe I'm talking to a bunch of stuffed animals, but I just want to say: WHAT THE ****? Why are you- you- ah Pluto. Forget it.

-Octavian.

Dear Octavian,

Did you just call us stuffed animals? *Squeak*

-Teddy bears.