Dear Percy,

Do you ever wonder, what would happen if Leo found a girlfriend?

-Sofaloafa, daughter of Apollo.

Dear Sofaloafa,

Well, It'd pretty much be the end of the world as we know it.

-Percy Jackson.

Dear Percy,

Well, aren't you such a ray of sunshine? Mr. I-Have-A-Girlfriend-And-Don't-Care-Whether-Leo-Doe s-Or-Not.

-Leo Valdez, Angry demigod.