Emails from Olympus

by Sofaloafa

Must I explain? They are just emails from gods, demigods, and all sorts of other things. Questions are asked, answers are given, and everything else falls in place. People talk about Percy behind his back, Demeter has serious cereal moments, and everyone wonders why Leo is on their account.

58. Chapter 58

Dear Percy,
Holy crap you're real! I've been reading all your thoughts ever since the first book came out! I love you! *kills Annabeth* MARRY ME!
-Very obsessed fan Crissie.

Dear Everyone Who Can Help,

AHHHHH! Stalker! Someone get me a lawyer! And maybe a doctor too! I'm having a heart attack! No! *Cue dramatic death scene.* Noooooooooo...

-Percy Jackson.

Dear Percy,

Just deal with it. Some of us have it worse than you.

-Elvis Presley.

Dear Elvis,

I'm not even going ask.

-Percy Jackson.