Dear Demeter,
My favorite cereal is Captain Crunch, Lucky charms, And Cheerios. But I've never tried Special K. I am also a god so can I come and try it?
- Goddess of charity and hope. (I made this up)
Dear Goddess,
What?! Okay, from now on, I ban any and all cereals that aren't Special K. Period. No questions asked. Got that?
-Demeter, goddess of Special K.
