Dear Poseidon and Hades,
You are awesome, Zeus is a drama king (though I feel that 'drama queen' is more accurate) :D
-Lily.

Dear Lily,

I should smite you with my lightning bolts for saying such things. Unfortunately, my master bolt is in repair right now, so you have gotten it easy.

-Zeus, King of the gods.

BTW: Today is a very sad day for Americans, 9/11. In honor of those who lost their lives, and the ones who are still suffering today, I dedicate this email to them. I just want to cheer them up. Even if it means trying to get this on nation wide. :)