Emails from Olympus

by Sofaloafa

Must I explain? They are just emails from gods, demigods, and all sorts of other things. Questions are asked, answers are given, and everything else falls in place. People talk about Percy behind his back, Demeter has serious cereal moments, and everyone wonders why Leo is on their account.

61. Chapter 61

Dear Hades, Poseidon and Zeus,

How does it make you feel knowing that Hades didn't break the oath to have no children after the Second World War?

- Just a curious demigod.

Dear Demigod,

I would rather not talk about it.

-Zeus, king of the gods.

Dear Demigod,

Yeah. Me neither.

-Poseidon.

Dear Zeus and Poseidon,

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! I could talk about it all DAY! I never broke the oath! Ha, Ha, Ha! I win! You lose! You never know! YOU never know! Nico and Bianca are way better than ALL your kids combined!

-Hades, god of awesomeness.

Dear Hades,

We all have a some complaints. Um, first of all, JASON will always be the best in everything! He is my kid after all.

No, obviously, Percy is the best. How many kids do you know that can control water like his good ole' dad?

That is MY signature! You son of a *****!

-Zeus, Poseidon, and Apollo. (Apollo is the god of awesomeness.)