Dear Hades,

Go to hell. Oh wait your already there. Bye.

-Nico's Ex-GF.

Dear Ex-GF,

Humh. Well, I'll have you know, I just won an argument with my brothers over who has the best kid, and I don't need you to spoil it.

-Hades, Nico is the best.

Dear Hades,

You did not WIN anything. You simply beat us in a small, petty, game.

-Poseidon and Zeus.

Dear Poseidon and Zeus,

Says the gods who let their children get kidnapped and stolen from. Nico never got himself into any of that.

-Hades.