A/N: Thank you for reading this story! Welcome to prank and drama(not really) central.

Previously... ...

Teddy's POV

My life sucks. I have an annoying godbrother, a crush who considers me as her best friend and only that, and my girlfriend broke up with me!

Fred's POV

"We're still sneaking into his office, right?" I asked.

"Of course! I am not letting a perfect plan go down the drain."

... ... ...

"I solemnly swear I am up to no good."

... ... ...

"I hate you James."

"So do I."

"Me too."

"I'm sorry that I messed up, but it was a small mistake!" he defended.

Now... ...

Roxanne's POV

"I hate detention."

"Me too."

"I'm bored."

"I have a plan."

We all turned to look at James.

"You have a plan?" I asked.

"No, but I was trying to get Amelia's or Fred's brains moving," he replied.

"That only happens if we're pulling a prank, escaping from somewhere, or breaking into somewhere," said Fred.

"Luckily this is the second option," added Amelia with a grin.

"Guys, I have a Skiving Snackbox in my bag," I said.

"How much is left?" asked Fred.

"Two Fainting Fancies and three Nosebleed Nougats," I said.

"Can I use one?" asked someone from behind us. We all turned around and saw Owen Wood.

"What the hell did you do to end up here?" Amelia asked.

"I may or may not have tried to sneak into Quidditch practice," he replied.

"That's worth detention?" asked James.

"I didn't finish. I also stole the Keeper's broom and Quidditch robes," he continued.

"Wow you're desperate," Amelia laughed.

"I want to be the youngest Quidditch player since Harry Potter, and that is pretty damn hard," he said.

"I'm gonna wait until third year to try out because by then five of them will have graduated," said Fred.

"You just said something smart not about pranking," I said, extremely shocked.

"But it was about Quidditch so it doesn't really count," added Amelia.

"Uh, guys. Aren't we going to escape?" asked Owen.

"Oh yeah."

"I forgot."

"Whatever."

"I have to go pee."

"Why do you always do that?" asked Owen.

"Do what?" asked James.

"Three or two of you will say something about the same topic, and then one of you will say something completely random."

"We don't do that."

"Never."

"How weird do you think we are?"

"I want Otters Fizzy Orange Juice."

"Ok, maybe we do do that," said Fred.

...One Hour Later...

"You five are in serious trouble. Owen, you threw up on Professor Longbottom. Roxanne, you threw dungbombs at him. Fred, you tripped him. Amelia, you slipped him U-No-Poo. James, you slipped him a Canary Cream. I obviously can't give you detention with Professor Longbottom, you'll do wreak more havoc. I swear, I've never met any students who have gotten so many detentions so early in the school year," said Headmaster Flitwick.

"What about my dad and uncle?" I asked.

"Don't forget about the Marauder," added James.

"Even they didn't get detention at least two weeks into the school year. I believe that you four got detention on your second day. Am I correct?"

"No."

"Maybe."

"Yes."

"I still have to pee."

"I'm always left out," mumbled Owen.

"Not this time Mister Wood. You all have detention with . He will be searching you all for any products you might use to escape. I understand that you dislike detention, but you keep doing things to get detention. May I suggest, not doing things to get you into detention?" added Headmaster Flitwick.

"No."

"Nah."

"Rather not."

"I still have to go pee."

"All of you may leave. By the way, twenty points from Gryffindor, each. James, go use my restroom," said Headmaster Flitwick before shooing us out of his office.

...Three Hours Later...

"I'm so bored!"

"I'm so hungry!"

"I'm so sick of school!"

"I'm gonna take a nap."

"Fred, it's ten in the evening."

"Oh bloody well!" he said as ran to his dorm.

"It must be his time of the month," joked Amelia.

"I'm not a girl!" he screamed from the top of the stairs.

"Actually, the doctor was almost certain that we were twin girls. Have you, Mum, and Dad been lying to me?" I asked.

"Shut up," he said.

As soon as he was out of sight, James said,"I'm ninety-nine percent sure he's a girl. Wanna bet on how long it will take him to admit it to us. Let's go with three galleons from each person to the winner."

"James, they were joking," said Eric.

"No we weren't, I say fifteen years," I replied.

"I say twenty," added Amelia.

"I give it an hour," said James.

...One Hour Later...

"I'm a girl!" Fred shouted.

"Really?" we all asked.

"No, I just want your damn bet to be over," he said as he walked back into his room.

"Damn eavesdropper," James muttered.

"Why are you complaining?" I asked.

"Yeah we're giving you three galleons each!" said Amelia as she handed over our money.

"Oh yeah."

"Bloody moron," I said as I walked to the stairs.

"Where are you going?" James asked.

"To my dorm so I can sleep."

"I'm gonna go to sleep too."

"Why are you leaving me?" cried James.

"Oh grow up," I said.

...Earlier That Day (Victoire's POV)...

"Vic, when are you and Teddy going to get together. I'm hoping on mid-March," said Dominique.

"I'm not going to date him. The snogging was just pure summer fun to annoy Mum and Dad. And why mid-March?" I asked.

"Oh us Weasley slash Potter cousins created a betting pool on when you'll get together. James said April, Rox said July, Fred said Teddy's last year, Lily said November, Rose said February, Molly said when you're both in your twenties, Lucy said this month, Louis said on the first Hogsmeade weekend, and Albus said Christmas holiday. The others didn't want to be part of it," Dom explained.

"When did this start?" I asked.

"When you and Teddy started snogging so much we thought you had stopped breathing."

"I don't have feelings for him," I said stubbornly, mostly because I'm tired of this conversation.

"And I thought us Gryffindors are stubborn," said a laughing Dom.

"Speaking of houses, why aren't you in yours?" I asked.

"Why do you keep asking so many questions today?"

"Because I want to. Now, answer."

"Some of the older students may or may not be bullying me," she mumbled.

"What! Who the bloody hell is bullying you? I'll hunt them down and kick their ass!" I yelled standing up in my chair.

"I swear sometimes I think you're the Gryffindor and I'm the Ravenclaw," she joked, laughing nervously.

"Yeah me too, but you're like Uncle Ron. You're brave when it counts. Now, who?" I asked

"Maryas and Loks," she said.

"What?" I asked extremely impatiently.

Dom took a deep breath and said,"Maya and Luke."

"I'll be right back. I have to go use an Unforgivable Curse," I said as I turned to leave the common room.

"No. I just needed to get that off my chest. I'll deal with them," said Dom with an evil grin as she grabbed my arm. "There's my Gryffindor sister," I said as she left the Ravenclaw common room with smile on her face.

A/N: Ok, Luke and Maya are OC's that are friends with Teddy. By the way, that is just the first of Dominique's problems at Hogwarts. She'll face awkward family moments, Hogwarts rumors, a prank war between her best friends, etc. I'm really bad at thinking about drama. I'm more of an adventure and fun type of person. Also, detention scenes for Fred, James, Roxanne, and my OC, Amelia, are going to be very common. Leave in the comments when you think Teddy and Victoire will get together.