Dear Clarisse,
Poor you, nobody has sent you emails yet! Well, I'm here to change that! How are you? And Chris? How's Chrisse going? Are you both in LUUUURVE? How did Ares react when he found out you were dating a traitor? Have you and Chris "done it"? How did your siblings/his siblings/both your parents react when they found out?
Love,
Janet, daughter of Aphrodite.
PS: Please don't kill me.
Dear Janet,
I'm about to get all girly girl on you. If you tell my dad, I'm gonna come after you personally and hunt you with Maimer. Well, Chris and I are good, I mean, if you don't count the time I almost killed him with a napkin. Yeah, you don't want to know. My dad beat him up after he found we had "done it", and I got a very good lesson on new ways to immobilise your enemy. He was in the infirmary for two weeks after that because my dad cursed him so all the ambrosia and nectar wouldn't work. Yeah, it was messy. Anyways, my siblings beat him up too, so I think he's had a rough week. Not quite sure though. His siblings were actually happy, so now I've got a cabin full of happy, beat-up Hermes kids. Chiron eventually had to talk to my cabin about "camp rules" but I think it just went in one ear and out the other for them.
-Clarisse, Daughter of the war god.