Emails from Olympus

by Sofaloafa

Must I explain? They are just emails from gods, demigods, and all sorts of other things. Questions are asked, answers are given, and everything else falls in place. People talk about Percy behind his back, Demeter has serious cereal moments, and everyone wonders why Leo is on their account.

67. Chapter 67

Dear All The Gods,

Why do you all fight so much? I suggest a peace treaty that CAN NOT BE BROKEN and kept by the Fates, so that if you try to break it you'll die, immortal or not. Also Hi Dad!

Cheers!

Celeste Emerald Seaglitter

PS Athena shall make the treaty, just to be safe.

PP Leo! Looks like you have another date!

Dear Celeste,

Na, Na, Na. Athena should make the treaty… blah, blah, blah. I could do it too! I'm just as smart as her! Besides, I'm the sun god! Who wouldn't want me to make something as important as a treaty?

-Apollo, god of awesomeness.

Dear Apollo,

Um… everyone.

-Athena.

Dear Athena,

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wisdom is better than looks. I've heard that speech a million times. It is my turn!

Apollo rules all,

Artemis drools all the time,

Nothing is better!

Yeah. This treaty will be in haiku!

-Apollo, god of haikus.