"Oh my gosh! You two already know each other! This is great!" said pinkie pie.

"No. this isn't great. This person you see before you is the worst kind of person. He's bullied me his whole life!" said platinum pointing his hoof at Gary stu.

"Oh come on, that's ridiculous!" said pinkie pie. Then Gary stu repeated what platinum said, and everybody gasped.

"You monster!"

"You ought to be ashamed!"

"How could you bully this amazing person!?"

"You're awful!" are all things the ponies said, as they continued to surround him, Spouting out every imaginable thing out of their mouths to attempt to make him feel bad.

"FLUFFLES!" platinum yelled, and the velociraptor chased all the ponies out of his house.

"Oh shit, dude! He just made pretty much everyone turned on you!" said Fluffles.

"I don't know how he did that, he just repeated what you said!" said comet. Pinkie pie was still there. She shook her head really fast.

"Whoa! I don't know what happened! One second, I absolutely HATED you, but now, I feel really silly about the whole thing! I'm sorry!" said pinkie pie.

"It's fine. We're going to the library." Replied platinum.

"Can I stay here? To guard the place?" asked pinkie pie.

"You mean to tell me that you think ME, the fifteen hundred pound predatory lizard with claws the size of your head won't be enough!?" said Fluffles indignantly.

"Great, now not only do I have a goddamn velociraptor on my hands, but now he has an ego." sighed platinum, and they walked out the door. As soon as they set foot (hoof?) out the door, he was rammed onto the ground by a flash of color, and he was pinned down onto the ground.

"So, you like bullying people huh? Well, I'll show you!" Yelled his assailant.

"No! Please!" platinum yelled, and his attacker lifted him off the ground.

"Oh god! What are we doing?"

"We're going flying!"

"Please! Let me go!" yelled platinum In terror.

"You sure? We're already one thousand feet in the air! Don't worry, though, we're almost there!" said the voice.

"please! Whatever I did, I won't do it again! I swear to god!"

"SWEAR TO ME!"

"Holy shit! Are you batman? You don't sound like it!" asked platinum.

"No! Shut up!" yelled his attacker.

"Wow! Platinum bullet! What ARE the odds?" said another voice.

"Oh no! Please! Just drop me! Let me fall to my death! Just don't give me to him!" yelled platinum.

"You can let him go, rainbow dash, I got it from here." said Gary Stu.

"Alright! Hope this jerk stops bullying you sometime!" she said, giving platinum a dirty look as she flew away.

"Well, platinum, what are the odds that we BOTH get to go to equestria! Don't you feel lucky to be here?" asked gary stu.

"No, my time here has been a nightmare!" replied platinum

"Oh, it's fine if you have friends! Oh, wait! The only friend YOU have is the stupid little filly comet blitz, with his bow tie! Now look, maybe I'm not making myself clear! I absolutely HATE you."

"Don't worry; you've made that glaringly obvious."

"You're going to be the most hated one in Ponyville as long as I'm around, so you better invent an immortality pill, because we alicorns live forever!"

"Well, at least I'm not wearing jewelry, like a girl!" yelled platinum, Pointing at Gary's necklace.

"I prefer to call it bling, and you realize that I'm holding you up by magic, right? I could just drop you. You would die, and nobody would care!" said Gary stu.

"You'd get arrested, though!"

"Princess Celestia's in charge around here. I'm one of her new students. I could tell her that I tried to hold you up, but my magic wasn't strong enough. Oh, and yeah! Don't go trying to tell her about this, because I can convince her you're lying." Replied Gary. Platinum got angry. If there was anything in the strange new world he was in that was certain, it was that he wouldn't let that asshole get away with anything.

"CONVINCE THIS!" platinum yelled, and he spit right in that motherfuckers face. Gary stu yelled, and dropped platinum, platinum accidentally grabbed the necklace Gary stu was wearing, and the chain snapped. He fell for about 30 feet or so, before a Pegasus swooped, caught him, and flew him to the ground, back to comet, and pinkie pie.

"You should be more careful! What's a pony like you doing in the sky anyway?" asked the Pegasus. He looked at her. She was light blue, with a rainbow mane and tail.

"You carried me up there!" yelled platinum.

"Oh, yeah, sorry, I'm rainbow dash!" she said. Comet took the necklace.

"Gary stu had this?" he asked. Rainbow dash shifted her attention to comet.

"Hi little guy! What's your name?" she asked him.

"Comet blitz." He replied.

"Well comet, I like that cute little bow tie you got!" said rainbow dash said.

"Thanks, it changes colors when I walk!" he said, as he proudly walked in a little circle. rainbow dash seemed mesmerized that it could change to purple, and red, but platinum was less impressed.

"Hey! We still have the issue that you almost had me executed by that alicorn dude!" platinum yelled.

"You mean that one, flying towards you?" asked rainbow dash dismissively. Platinum turned around, and sure enough Gary stu was 10 feet away, before he had time to react, Gary had him on the ground with his arm pinned behind his back.

"WHERE IS IT!?" he screamed.

"Where's what?" asked platinum. Gary saw comet walking in a circle like he was lost or something, and got up.

"Hey, comet. That necklace thing is mine. Can you please give it back?" asked Gary, and comet gave the necklace back. As soon as Gary stu walked away, platinum told Fluffles that the house didn't need guarding anymore.

"Dude, I saw that out the window! That light blue rainbow bitch just switched her attitude toward you, just like that! How did you do that?" asked Fluffles.

"I don't know, but I have at least a percentage of a theory." Replied platinum.

"Well, let's hear it." Said Fluffles, as they walked out the door.

"Well, we're in a place full of ponies, Pegasus…es? unicorns, and alicorns, which are a combination of the latter two, plus to get here, comet wished we could go to a world where we could be friends with everybody. As far as I know, the only universe where all of those things apply is My Little Pony. As such, this universe probably has magic.

"Hey, you want a ride? Seems like this'll take a while." asked Fluffles, interrupting platinum. Platinum climbed on Fluffles back.

"Anyway, when he has that necklace on, everyone throws themselves at his feet, and takes his word as fact, when comet took it; he got rainbow dash's attention by doing something relatively unimpressive."

"HEY! SHUT UP!" said comet in protest.

"You walked around in a little circle." replied platinum.

"And it was impressive!" comet replied indignantly

"Sorry, but it's really not. Anyway, this had led me to believe that it's that necklace that gives him this power, and… oh god, what's going on here?" said platinum. Gary stu was standing on a giant stage in the middle of a huge crowd, holding a book.

"HELLO CITIZENS OF PONYVILLE!" yelled Gary stu.

"Hey, jackass! The microphone's there for a reason!" yelled one of the ponies.

"Oh, sorry. I have written a story for all of you. It's fanfiction really, it's called rainbow dash x rarity insane fuck fest!" said Gary stu, and the whole crowd cheered. Needless to say, Fluffles ran away before he started. They got to the library, and to the surprise of the three of them, twilight sparkle was there, not at the fanfic reading.

"Excuse me, I need a book."

"Well, this place is full of them; you'll need to be more specific." Said twilight sparkle, absentmindedly, trying to increase her skills at call of pony, (but she can't 'cause she sucks at that shit.)

"Uh, any books about…"

"OH, SON OF A BITCH! I AM FUCKING DONE WITH THIS GAME!" she yelled, then she turned around calmly, and said,

"Go on."

"Well… we need a book that may contain information about a necklace, amulet probably, that makes people within a certain radius throw themselves at someone's feet." Said platinum.

"You mean you noticed too?" asked twilight sparkle.

"Noticed what?" asked platinum.

"The new guy! Nobody knows who he is, and they're already his friends!" she said.

"Gary stu? Yeah! He's convinced everybody to hate me!" said platinum.

"I read about some special kind of amulet that makes everybody love you, but I heard it was hidden, and heavily guarded. He shouldn't have it."

"but he does, and we need to destroy it."

"Yeah! Because if we don't he could do horrible things with it!" said twilight sparkle.

"Oh, yeah, of course, but also he'll make my life a living hell!" Replied platinum.

"Okay… I read that it could be destroyed by the 6 elements of harmony, but he's already got 4 of my friends, so we'll have to find another way."

"Wait! Wait! Hold up! Six elements? SIX? Last I checked, there were one hundred eighteen elements."

"what?"

"Yeah, there's Hydrogen, helium, lithium, beryllium, boron, carbon, nitrogen, oxygen, fluorine, neon…

"Those are the elements of the periodic table, I'm talking about the elements of HARMONY." Replied twilight sparkle frustrated.

"Well, at least I sounded smart for a second. Thank god I had to memorize the periodic table in school! Sure glad that I can feel good knowing that EVERYTHING they teach me can be applied to real life!"

"I didn't have to memorize that."

"Well, we went to different schools."

"Uh… guys hate to interrupt the argument, but we have a small problem with Fluffles." Said comet. They looked, and the door was agape, with 3-toed tracks leading away. Earlier Fluffles saw a rabbit, and thought the best thing to do was to chase it because he was a dinosaur, and by extension, stupid. Meanwhile, Fluttershy's just doing Fluttershy stuff, like hanging out with animals, and shit like that, pausing to say …um… more than Jeff goldblum without a script. Seriously, watch Jurassic park, and Independence Day. He says um more times than… shit, nothing says um enough to compare him to except Fluttershy (oh, by the way, I'm the new narrator, we replaced the last one 'because he wasn't cool as ice like me.) Anyway, Angel comes hopping down the forest picking up little mice, and boppin dem on da head, and he just gets to Fluttershy, and she's all like

"Oh, hey angel, you look scared, what's wrong?" and he's all like pointin back like nobody's biznizzle, and…

HEY! DAFUQ YOU DOIN BACK HERE? What? I was on my goddamn lunch break, and you let this guy narrate the story? Get the hell out! FUCK NO! I'M GETTING PAID PHAT STACKS OF CASH FOR DIS SWEET GIG! I said get the hell out! HELL NAW! Okay, fine, I still have 20 more minutes on my lunch break; we'll just replace you… BANG!

I'M NEW NARRATOR NOW BITCH! Kay, so angel was pointing back through the forest, and leaves crunching and twigs snappin, and shit was going on back there, so she's just all like

"Umm, it's just the wind I guess" but angel's all like "no bitch it's not!" so then Fluffles is just all like walking towards them, and Fluttershy sees his shadow, and she freaks the hell out.

"what was that?" she sez, and she's all terrified and shiznizzle, and he just sneaks up right behind her, and she turns around, and she's all like

"oh my goodness! What kind of dragon is that?" and Fluffles is like

"bitch, I'm a dinosaur!"

"Wow! I thought dinosaurs were extinct!" and HOLY SHIT THE NEW NARRATOR!

BANG! Hehehehe, sorry, I had to get rid of him.

"I'm a VELOCIRAPTOR!" Fluffles said proudly.

"Can ALL dinosaurs talk?" she asked.

"I don't fucking know, we're all dead! Can I eat that bunny you have?" asked Fluffles.

"What? You want to eat angel? Of course you can't!" said Fluttershy

"WOW! OKAY THEN! FUCK YOU BITCH, I'M OUT! BYE! PS: SUCK MY DICK!" replied Fluffles, as he walked away. (Author's note, imagine Fluffles as sounding like Cartman from south park.

"Um… okay… bye." She said, and Fluffles walked back to the house.

"THIS IS BULLSHIT! THAT YELLOW FURRED PINK MANED WINGED BITCH WON'T LET ME EAT HER PET!" he yelled.

"She wouldn't let you eat her pet?" asked platinum.

"YEAH! AND IT'S BULLSHIT!"

"Oh, how rude of her. It's horrible how she wouldn't let you eat her pet." Said platinum, sarcastically.

"FINALLY, someone understands!" replied Fluffles.

"The struggle is real." Said comet.

"EXCUSE me, we have something a little more important to focus on!" yelled twilight sparkle

"Alright, got any ideas?" asked platinum.

"No."

"Okay then, neither do I, so shut up."

"You know, for somebody who's supposed to help with the problem, you really are a jackass!"

"Well, let me let you in on a little secret… I don't give a fuck." He whispered back. Let me tell you, that bitch got PISSED. She got a pile of books, and shoved them into his arms.

"READ THESE, ANDDON'T COME BACK UNTIL YOU FIGURED OUT A SOLUTION!" she yelled at him.

"Alright, bitch! I will read them! All of them! Cover to fucking COVER! You won't believe how goddamn fast I will read these! You'll see!" he yelled, as he walked out the door.