Emails from Olympus

by Sofaloafa

Must I explain? They are just emails from gods, demigods, and all sorts of other things. Questions are asked, answers are given, and everything else falls in place. People talk about Percy behind his back, Demeter has serious cereal moments, and everyone wonders why Leo is on their account.

69. Chapter 69

Dear Sofaloafa,

Are you female version of Rick Riordan? If you are, then THIS IS FOR ENDING MARK OF ATHENA ON A RICKHANGER! *charges with pitchfork*

-Ally, daughter of Hecate.

Dear Ally,

Gah! Don't kill me! I'm too awesome and famous to die!

-Sofaloafa, daughter of Apollo.

Dear Sofaloafa,

Yeah, right… You know, I can't believe I'm even related to you.

-Will Solace, son of Apollo.