Emails from Olympus

by Sofaloafa

Must I explain? They are just emails from gods, demigods, and all sorts of other things. Questions are asked, answers are given, and everything else falls in place. People talk about Percy behind his back, Demeter has serious cereal moments, and everyone wonders why Leo is on their account.

71. Chapter 71

Dear Poseidon,

You see there this kid at my school who is afraid of the water(made-up) Can you calm the waters down at Jones Beach from 2:30 to 5:00 tomorrow? And maybe send a merman to teach her how to swim because she doesn't trust just me. I can tell she's a demigod but she is afraid of the water and underground. She may be Zeus's daughter.

From Semoka, Daughter of Chiron.

Dear Semoka,

Uh... Yeah. Zeus' girl, Zeus' problem. Ha! Ha! Just kidding. Sure, I can calm the waters. But, only for like, an hour. (You know how my wife gets when she finds out I've been helping demigods.) She gets all: "BLAH! BLAH! Why are you helping people other than me? I don't get what the fad is with helping demigods. Let them die on their own.

-Poseidon, lord of the sea.

Dear Poseidon,

Huh. Go, go help demigods over my dead body!

-Amphitrite.

Sorry I haven't updated in a while, school just got a bit… crazy. My teachers have been handing out homework like nobody's business. Anyways, letters may be less frequent now. Just a warning.