Emails from Olympus

by Sofaloafa

Must I explain? They are just emails from gods, demigods, and all sorts of other things. Questions are asked, answers are given, and everything else falls in place. People talk about Percy behind his back, Demeter has serious cereal moments, and everyone wonders why Leo is on their account.

72. Chapter 72

Dear Annabeth,

What plan did you use to get out of Tartarus? And who shut the doors closed? I'm positive that one has to stay down there. Did you sacrifice Coach Hedge?

-Emma, daughter of Athena.

P.S. Please don't kill me Coach! Or call me cupcake! Or hit me with your baseball bat saying "Die!" Or anything else that's violent towards me!

Dear Emma,

Sorry, Annabeth Chase is unavailable right now. She just sacrificed herself.

-Default message. (A.K.A Percy.)

Dear Percy,

PERSEUS JACKSON! I will KILL you!

-Annabeth Chase.

Dear Annabeth,

Sorry, Percy Jackson is unavailable right now. He just ran away.

-Default message. (A.K.A Percy.)

Dear Percy and Annabeth.

You cupcakes are just crazy. All of you. Including Emma. We all know that Percy and Annabeth never fell into Tartarus.

*News Flash* Oh. OH! OH GODS!

-Coach Hedge.