Emails from Olympus

by Sofaloafa

Must I explain? They are just emails from gods, demigods, and all sorts of other things. Questions are asked, answers are given, and everything else falls in place. People talk about Percy behind his back, Demeter has serious cereal moments, and everyone wonders why Leo is on their account.

74. Chapter 74

Dear Nico,
Hi! I just wanted to know 1) HOW DID YOU GET FREAKING STUCK WITH TWO GIANTS AND IN TARTARUS! NICO BE CAREFUL WE NEED YOU TO LIVE SO YOU CAN BRING BACK PERCY FROM THE DEAD! (Shut up Percy. You're a klutz and mostly an idiot. You'll probably do something stupid like trip and break your skull), 2) Do you like Green Day / My Chemical Romance? and 3) Do you have a girlfriend? Cuz I know you have a bunch of fangirls and Pico and Thalico shippers but you never said that you had a girlfriend. Just wondering... (Yeah let's go with that)

-Ilana, Daughter of Athena.

Dear Ilana,

Um… I GOT CAPTURED! Like, in my sleep. When I'm the most vulnerable. I like Green Day, but I have never heard of My Chemical Romance. Yeah, I have a girlfriend, but good ole' Rick doesn't seem to care a **** about my life. All he does is write about Percabeth. Not that I don't like it, but I'd like some chapters too.

-Nico DiAngelo.