Emails from Olympus

by Sofaloafa

Must I explain? They are just emails from gods, demigods, and all sorts of other things. Questions are asked, answers are given, and everything else falls in place. People talk about Percy behind his back, Demeter has serious cereal moments, and everyone wonders why Leo is on their account.

76. Chapter 76

Dear Lord Hades,

I'm not sure that's a fan club... By the way, are there really haunted houses or is that just people's imaginations running away with them? If there ARE haunted houses, did you send those spirits for a reason? What I mean is, are they there to relay some sort of message or anything like that? You don't have to answer if you don't want to. I just have a very inquisitive nature.

-44Lefty.

Dear 44Lefty,

Those spirits in the hunted houses are the ones forced to stay on earth because they didn't have any payment. Yeah, they aren't trying to scare you, they're just asking for money. But stupid mortals have this crazed idea that they want to take over your body and kill everyone. They're just beggars. Really.

-Lord Hades.