Zarina, you're so screwed

Fawn looked at the fallen pirate and panicked.

"What the hell happened to him?!" cried Fawn.

"Maybe it's the heat." a voice came behind Fawn.

"Zarina! You're here!"

"In the flesh." said Zarina. "What happened to him, Fawn?"

"I-I don't know!" yelled Fawn, distressed, "he just collapsed all of a sudden! What should I do?"

"Hmm... Maybe you should tell Queen Clarion before some fairy gets the wrong idea."

"Oh... Okay. Can you watch over him for me Zarina? Please? I'll be back with the Queen."

"Sure, why not."

"Thank you Zarina!" and Fawn flew as fast as her wings can take her to the Queen.

Zarina turns her attention back to James. 'Strange, the powder should have started to take effect by now...' She turned away to think.

The dark green powder makes the victim who ingests it turn his or her head into a radish. Zarina knew how vain James was. Turning his head into a radish would certainly destroy his ever growing ego.

'What's taking that dust so long? Ugh. I'll just- what the HELL?' Zarina turned and noticed James's disappearance. Floating in midair, she started to worry.

Then she looked down.

"Holy Voldemort's Nose!" (A/N: Zarina's a Harry Potter fan, okay?)

What she saw lying beneath her was James. But not just any James. It was a cute little fairy James.

"Shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit..." she said nervously "I'm dead meat!"

She made her way down next to the still unconscious fairy James.

"James? James!" she said as she tried to shake him awake. "JAMES B. HOOK!"

No reply.

Zarina sat down next to him. What would Fawn say when she gets back? What would the Queen say? Is she going to be banished from Pixie Hollow...again?

She looked around for his crew. 'Hmm, they're no where to be seen... maybe he wasn't lying after all. Or maybe they're hiding. This might be a giant ruse planned by him and the crew. Damn."

She didn't leave his side though. She started to study his features carefully. He certainly looks a lot less intimidating when he was relaxed and small, handsome even.

'Eww... Did I really just think that? What's wrong with you, Zarina? He's a jerk. He tried to kill you! Betrayed you after you fell wing over heels for him. WAIT! No, no! You didn't fall wing over heels for him. Nope! Totally didn't fall for his charms...shit.'

"Mmm..." James started to stir in his slumber.

Zarina immediately flinched back while James slowly awaken from his beauty sleep.

Rubbing his sore head, James groaned"Ohh... My head. Wh-what happened? Oh hi beautiful..."

*Double take*

"ZARINA?!"

Zarina eyed him suspiciously. 'Beautiful?' For some reason that sounded disgustingly pleasant.

"What's up, James? You seem startled." asked Zarina, sarcastically.

"How did you get so big?" He asked, rather distressed.

"Zarina! I'm back! Oh god, what happened to James?" yelled Fawn, immersing from the woods and looking at the little James.

"Something...happened. You see..." Stammered Zarina. "He kinda... sorta...shrunk."

James's face: _!

Fawn sighed.

"You're so screwed, Zarina."

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