The Burrito Plan

"Ohhh" muttered a very distressed Tinkerbell, "Where could she be?"

"Where could who be, Tinkerbell?" asked Silvermist, who was following her good friend in search for someone.

"Zarina. I haven't seen her since this morning! She said she was going to show the talent show proposal to the Queen so she can check on things." answered Tink. "She should be back by now, and it's almost sun down!"

"Relax Tink. Maybe she just went for a walk or something." said Silver.

"Maybe... I'll just go back to the tinkers' for now to check on the preparations and the stage. Thanks Silver. See ya!"

"Bye, Tink!"

'Hmm... It's high time that I go back to the beach to quite down the tides.' Silver thought to herself as she made her way to the beach.

Somewhere in le woods...

"I don't get it, Zarina. Why can't we just fly our way back to Pixie Hollow?" asked a tired Fawn from all the walking from the beach.

"Because if we flew then James wouldn't be able to keep up." answered Zarina while gesturing to the pirate. "Besides, what if someone sees us?"

James stopped and complained. "Ughhh. Can we take a break? My feet are killing me!"

"Yeah, Zarina. I can use a drink of water." agreed Fawn.

"Ohh, fine. But only a 10 minute break, savvy?" said Zarina.

James sat down on a rock and started to think. 'This is my chance! I can just run away from the fairies and head my way back to the beach!'

'Are you nuts?'

'What? Who are you?'

'I'm the logical part of you, you foolish scallywag!'

Selfish James: Whatever! And why am I nuts?

Logical James: Are you serious? Running back to the beach with no shelter, no food and no crew. And I thought you wanted to become a human again! Staying with Zarina a bit longer won't hurt really. As long as we can get back to our normal self again, we can go back to defending ourselves without having stupid fairies alongside.

Selfish James: Hmm... I guess you have a point.

Logical James: Of course I do! Idiot.

*end of internal battle*

"Hey James! Ready to go? We're almost there!" cried Zarina.

"oh, Coming!" he yelled back.

walking walking walking...

They stopped in front of some really big leaves and moved aside to hide behind some logs.

"This is the entrance to Pixie Hollow. We can't go in yet because everyone will see you." informed Zarina.

"Okay, then what do we do?" asked James

"We'll have to disguise you... but with what?" said Fawn.

"The only thing we have now are leaves... so I guess you're going to have to be a leaf." said Zarina, amusingly.

"Damn it! I don't wanna be a stupid leaf! Can't I be something cooler?" complained James.

"You can be mud if you want. It's your choice. Mud or leaf?" said Zarina, annoyed.

James glared at Zarina as Fawn was trying to wrap him up with a leaf. They found some string to tie him up in the leaf that was now surrounding James. It was sorta cone shaped, so it wasn't really convincing that they weren't trying to hide something. In conclusion, Zarina and Fawn had to find more leaves to cover up the holes and turn James into a burrito.

"There. We're done! And if someone asks. we'll just tell them that it's just props for the talent show. Genius Zarina strikes again!" cried Zarina triumphantly.

"Whatever you say, Zarina." said Fawn as she tried not to laugh at the struggling James that was clearly pissed off.

"Mmrphh!"

"What's that, James? I can't quite hear you. Mind speaking up?" teased Zarina, mockingly.

James growled angrily and tried to tear off the "burrito wrapping" but he wasn't strong enough. He cursed inwardly while Zarina's laugh grew louder.

'Poor guy.' Thought Fawn.

"Ahaha! Okay okay! Let's go in." said Zarina as she pushed aside the big leaves.

"How are we going to move him around? He can't fly or anything." asked Fawn.

(a moment of silence)

"Oh yea. Should have thought of that... I guess we'll just have to roll him." said Zarina "innocently".

"MMRPHHH!"

"Oh hush, what other choice do we have?" said Zarina to James.

Fawn and Zarina laid the burrito leaf down with James sandwiched in the middle. They started to roll the leaf. It wasn't hard at first, but things started to get difficult when they were going uphill.

"argh! James have you gained weight or something? Or were you always this fat?" Cried an exhausted Zarina while pushing burrito James up the hill.

"Mmrphh, mmrphhh!"

"That was a rhetorical question, don't answer it!" replied Zarina. She regretted not bringing extra pixie dust so they can just levitate the James burrito to their destination.

"Where are we going exactly?" asked Fawn, who was sweating like crazy.

"My house. That's where we'll keep him in the meantime." 'Not that I want to. Nope. It's the only alternative so I'll just have to go with it. Not because I wanna spend more time with him. No sir-ee! hehehe...'

Fawn looked at her as if she just read her mind, because she had that knowing smirk on her face that says 'Ooooh, someone has a crush.'

In le Burrito...

'I'm not going to puke. I'm not going to puke. I'm not going to puke... God! I'm going to die. Just take me now!'

In all his pirate years, James has never EVER gotten sea sick before. Today was the day. The glorious day when James B. Hook finally felt the pain of getting sea sick, or burrito sick. Good thing that he wasn't rolling around on a full stomach or he would've thrown up long ago. (the bread wasn't that filling.)

"No worries guys, we're almost there. Just at the bottom of hill- WOAH!" cried Zarina as she lost her balance and pushed the James burrito forward, forcefully.

*Gasp!* (Fawn)

"MMMRRPHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Zarina shrieked. "OH CRAP! I'M SO SORRY JAMES!" 'not really'

Then, a loud crash was heard.

What will happen to James? And what will happen that night when James has to stay in Zarina's house? Read more to find out! :D Review!