This. Is. WAR!

Zarina turned the knob with the towel held closely to her body and pushed the door open a little. She peeped through the crack to find James no where in the living room.

'Oh no, that means he's in the bedroom! That's where all my clothes are!'

Knowing that there's no other way, Zarina sprinted to her bedroom door with her wet hair dripping behind her. She opened the door and stuck her head into the room.

'Huh! No one's here! Phew. I'll just change real quick and go find James.' She thought to herself.

"Hey Zarina! You done in the shower yet? I feel disgusting after today's- Oh... um, ahem...uh..." The voice came behind Zarina was totally unexpected, and it made her jump right out of her skin. She almost lost grip of her towel too. ALMOST.

Zarina spun around, as red as a tomato. And James just stared at her wide eyed, trying really hard not to break eye contact and look down.

It seemed like eternity until Zarina exploded, from anger and embarrassment "What the f*** were you doing roaming around the house?!" she said as she grasped the towel tighter.

James blushed "I-I was hungry so I stole some food from your pantry. I didn't expect you to come out of the shower half naked, I swear!" He said defensively with both his hands up.

"F*** YOU!" was the last thing Zarina said before disappearing into her room and throwing a bunch of clothing on until she was covered from head to toe.

Then she came back out of her bedroom and went over to Jame's sofa and smacked him in the head. Hard.

"OW! What's wrong with you, woman?!" yelped James while defending himself with a pillow from the crazy fairy that was trying to pummel him to death.

"There is nothing wrong with me! The only thing that's wrong is that YOU. ARE. HERE!" she said every word with every hit she tries to throw at the man before her.

"I did absolutely nothing wrong! You came out in nothing but a towel and all I did was go into the kitchen to get food!" *dodges flying spoon* "And you blame me for you letting me see you half nude!"

James could practically see the steam coming out from her ears. "You could have LOOKED AWAY, you disgusting pervert!" she said while throwing the closest thing she could find. In this case, a bag of orange pixie dust.

The dust hit James square in the face. And in mere seconds, his face was covered in orange fur.

"OH GOD! MY BEAUTIFUL FACE! Why you little... Take that!" roared the pirate as he chucked a bag of purple pixie dust into Zarina's hair.

Her hair started to move and turned into amber colored snakes. Something like Medusa.

Zarina took advantage of her horrible new hairstyle and approached James with a very angry expression, her snakes hissing at him like he was the main course for dinner. He started to cower backwards until his hand reached for a handful of white dust in a bag and threw it on Zarina's face.

She sneezed, but nothing else happened. Turns out the white dust was actually flour, and now Zarina was covered in it.

The sight was quite comical, and James found himself trying to hold his laughter until he couldn't take it anymore. He burst out laughing uncontrollably, holding his sides while rolling on the floor.

Zarina tried to keep a straight face but she noticed herself starting to smile. Moments later they were both laughing their heads off on the floor.

"Shut up James! This isn't funny hehehe!" giggled Zarina.

"Oh yea? why are you laughing then?" said James, all his anger gone.

"I'm laughing because I know you will never beat me in a pixie dust war." stated Zarina, sticking her nose in the air.

"Looks like I just did! Better luck next time, princess." Said James as he stood up and walked to the bathroom.

'I swear, there will be a rematch.' They both thought at the same time.

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