I need to shave

Zarina woke up the next morning with her hair back to normal. Most of her dust don't last for more than a few hours. Her hair was a mess and so was she, so she decided to get up and make her way to the bathroom to get ready for the day.

She was in a good mood. It was Saturday and she had the day off. Zarina pushed the bathroom door open and saw saw James facing the mirror, getting ready as well. She gasped and he turned around.

'Heh, she looks so cute with her messy hair.' he thought to himself.

"Morning, bed head." Said James, mockingly.

Zarina stood, glued to the ground and asked lamely "Umm... do you need anything?"

The pirate turned back to the mirror and touched his face. "I think I need a razor and some shaving cream. My facial hair is starting to grow out."

She looked at him like he was crazy. "Where the hell am I suppose to get shaving cream and a damn razor?!"

"What? You don't shave?" asked James.

"I don't NEED to shave! I don't have excess hair on my body like you do."

"Oh, whatever. But I need to shave!"

"We'll figure it out later. Right now I need to get ready, so out you go!" said Zarina while pushing the pirate out. She didn't really want to waste her day scouting for a razor and shaving cream, but what more is there to do?

"Okay! Jeez woman." said James after Zarina closed the door behind her.

Last night, when Zarina was sound asleep, James took one of her pencils and paper and planned an escape route back to the beach. He was gifted with an incredible memory and he knew how to use it well. Although he only knew the way from the entrance of Pixie Hollow to the beach and not from Zarina's house to the entrance because he was stuck in the burrito at that time and didn't pay attention to his surroundings back then.

'I'm sure I'll figure it out later. Right now I gotta change.'

He slipped the paper and pencil under one of the cushions of his sofa and changed into the clothes that Zarina lent him. A pair of trousers and a green t-shirt that says 'I am Loki of Asgard. And I am burdened with glorious purpose.'

"Who's Loki?" he said to himself and shrugged. "Must be a fairy thing, although I AM burdened with glorious purpose, am I not?"

Just then there was a knock at the door. Zarina came out of the bathroom and made her way to the knocking.

"Morning Zarina!" greeted Fawn.

"Hey Fawn! You came just in the right time!" Said Zarina.

"Oh hi James!" waved Fawn, and she saw his face. "oh... you need to shave, man."

"That's why I'm leaving right now so I can go find a razor for him. You wanna come?"

"Of course, Zarina! I'd love to." answered Fawn

"James, stay in the house while I do you a huge favor that is needed to be returned, okay?" said the pirate fairy to James.

He looked upset. "What? No! I can't leave you two girly girls to get me a razor. Besides, don't I get to choose which one I want to use?"

"There's not really a lot of choices you know." said Fawn to the complaining pirate.

"I don't care! I'm coming with you and that's that." Stated the pirate. 'I need to figure out where the entrance of Pixie Hollow is so I can escape.'

Zarina didn't really want to bring James with them, but she definitely didn't want him to tamper with her alchemy set.

"Ohhh fine! But you can't be seen walking around with us or we'll be screwed." she said.

"We'll have to disguise him again." said Fawn with a giggle.

James's eyes widen. "NO! I am NOT going to be any leaf burrito again."

"No you're not. We'll have to go with something more pro this time." said Zarina as she reached into her bag and pulled out a hand full of pixie dust and blew it onto James's face.

The pirate sneezed and started angrily "Hey! I didn't asked to be...!" he didn't finish his sentence because he realized what came out of his mouth weren't words, but squeaky noises instead. He quickly covered his mouth with his hands, or paws... he turned into a squirrel.

"Aww he's so cute!" exclaimed Fawn while scratching James's ears.

'Hey! I'm not cute! I am a pirate for god's sake...OHH YEAH! That feel soooo good...' Thought James as his feet started to thump onto the ground.

He had brownish black fur and a huge fluffy tail. He wasn't much taller than Fawn and Zarina.

"I guess we can start at the Tinker's department first, since they have all the tools and everything." said Zarina.

"Good idea! Let's go, James." nodded Fawn.

'oh god not Tinkerbell again.' James groaned inwardly, but followed the two fairies anyway.

At Tinkerbell's house...

"hmm... What to do today?" Tink asked herself as she tied up her hair into a bun. "I guess I'll check on Zarina and her pet pirate and make sure they don't do something retarded."

Then there was a knock at the door.

"Hi Tink!" said Fawn and Zarina waved.

"Morning you two." Answered Tink. 'Where's James? They couldn't have lost him already! And why is Fawn here?'

Zarina saw Tink's confused face and explained everything. From how Fawn found out about everything to James becoming a squirrel and needs to shave.

"Why would you think I have a razor or shaving cream? I don't shave." Said Tink.

'Does no one shave around here? How do they look so... not hairy?' Thought James the squirrel.

"Then what do we do? I don't want to see a hairy James 24/7." groaned Zarina.

Fawn interrupted "Maybe Fairy Gary might have one. He has a mustache after all."

"Oh yea! By Gods I am retarded! Let's go." Exclaimed Zarina as she slapped her forehead.

As they walked...

"Zarina, how long does your dust last?" asked Tinkerbell.

"I've never experimented this dust on a fairy before... but last time I tried it on a hedgehog and it last for an hour and a half. Shouldn't be much different with James I guess. In this case, we have an hour left."

'It better not be any different or we'll be fricken boned.' Thought James.

But it was going to be wayyy different than they expected. Little did they know, the dust won't last more than 45 minutes for fairies.

Hi! Sorry that I haven't been updating for a while. I accidentally deleted my draft and I had to start all over again! ugh... hopefully I'll be updating soon. Review!