Emails from Olympus

by Sofaloafa

Must I explain? They are just emails from gods, demigods, and all sorts of other things. Questions are asked, answers are given, and everything else falls in place. People talk about Percy behind his back, Demeter has serious cereal moments, and everyone wonders why Leo is on their account.

82. Chapter 82

Dear Artemis and Apollo,
Apollo- Can you admit Artemis is older?
Artemis- Can I join Your Hunters please?(my cousins are going to pay dearly)

-Angel, daughter of Athena, who really wants to kill her annoying perverted cousins.

P.S Artemis, Did you really like Orion? 'Cause it said you liked him that why Apollo tricked you into killing him and which tree is best for making bows?

P.P.S Can I hurt Apollo? Its getting to hot for archery practice.

Dear Angel,

Artemis is not older! And why would you hurt me? I am the definition of awesomeness.

-Apollo, god of awesomeness.

Dear Angel,

Osage orange, is probably the best wood, although it can be expensive. Of course you can hurt him. After all, he did insult me and my hunters with one of his haikus. And, yeah, I liked Orion. But sunny here always interferes with my life.

-Artemis.

Dear Artemis,

Yeah, sunny is one good nickname.

-Apollo, A.K.A. Sunny.