Dear Poseidon,

If Percy ever died, would you turn him into a tree or something like Zeus did for Thalia? And if you did, what would it be?

-Nico, son of the lord of the underworld

Dear Nico,

First of all I would NEVER let it get that far! How dare you suggest that I would let harm befall my only demigod son! I am the supreme ruler of the sea, the god of earthquakes and tsunamis! But sea-green coral would fit his complexion nicely, would it not?

-Poseidon, caring father of the sea