James the hottie

'Okay. Gotta think, fast. We can't wrap him in leaves and roll him around because he'll throw up. Should we cover him in mud and camouflage him? Nah, who's ever seen walking mud?! What am I? Stupid? Come on use that tinker brain of yours!' Tinkerbell thought to herself.

Just then, Fairy Mary's voice came from near the house again.

"Yoo hoo! Gary? WE'RE LATE! I NEED A PROMOTION! AND I CAN'T AFFORD TO UPSET THE QUEEN AGAIN!" She yelled at the top of her lungs.

Gary grumbled. "Alright alright. I'm coming, Mary." No one really liked working with Fairy Mary because of her annoying and bossy charisma. Gary, being really unfortunate, has to keep up with her the most. True that she only did things for the best, but sometimes when she sees just the slightest mistake, she immediately turns into a middle age woman who is going through mid life crisis. In other words, a total bitch.

Gary didn't know how he became one of the head fairies. It just sorta... happened. Nobody really knew, but he always longed for adventure, to explore and have fun for once. To be completely honest, he actually supported Zarina when she created new colored dust the first time. But seeing that fairy mary would never approve, so he had to stand his ground and do his job and rejected Zarina's talents. He was broken when he heard the news that Zarina had left.

Fairy Gary closed the front door behind him and left the porch with a very impatient Fairy Mary.

'IDEA!' A lightbulb went on in Tinkerbell's head. She motioned the others to huddle around her so she can tell them her plan.

"Works?" asked Tinkerbell

"Wouldn't that be a little risky though? What if he comes back?" Fawn questioned her overly creative friend.

Zarina shook her head and said "I don't think so. After all, the winter woods is pretty far from here. Besides, a little risk is fun!"

"Yeah. And you know I'll go with any plan that doesn't involve me in leaves burritos or mud." said James.

"Alright. Lets go then. and hurry! Other fairies are starting to show up around the area." said Tinkerbell.

The four got out of the bush and made their way to the front door of Fairy Gary's house once more. They went in without trouble and started to look for clothes or objects that James could wear as a costume or whatever.

At the end they found some old sparrow man clothes and urged James to try them on. The pirate looked at it with disgust.

"Yuck! no WAY I'm wearing that old rag. From where I come from, which is Great Britain, wearing clothes that look like they're made from carpets is considered as a disgrace to one's body. And I am NOT going to disgrace thy body! Art thou crazy?" Exclaimed James, trying to make his accent sound as posh as possible.

The 3 fairies rolled their eye's.

"Whatever, James! You are welcome to make any adjustments you want! Just wear the outfit and I'll give you more presentable clothes later on." said Zarina with an annoyed expression.

"Fine! You fairies have no sense of fashion anyway!" replied James, moodily and slammed the door of the bathroom and began to change.

Tinkerbell, Zarina and Fawn looked offended. Did he just insulted their sense of fashion? Aww HELL NO!

They were angry at first. But the anger immediately melted away when James stepped out of the bathroom in a fairy Gary sized outfit. It was beyond hilarious.

The 3 fairies clutched their sides as they laughed hysterically at the sight.

"Wahahaha! Oh my god, James! you look sooooo handsome. HAHAHA!" laughed Zarina.

James was fuming. First disgracing his body and now these fairies are destroying his ego. He had to make some adjustments.

James grabbed the pair of scissors on the desk and started to trim the blanket like outfit until it was his size. The fairies were amazed with his clothes making talents and watched him recreate the horrible outfit. In no time, James's new fairy outfit was tip top perfect for him. It looked like his old pirate outfit from before, except the vest was brown instead of purple. He didn't change his shoes and the pants were long enough to reach his feet. Also, the collar of fairy Gary's white v-neck shirt was really big, so James's chest was clearly visible.

Tinkerbell and Fawn didn't really give it another thought and turned to leave the house with James following them. Zarina, on the other hand, thought he looked... rather alluring.

'He looks rather dashing, hot even. WOOP! I DIDN'T JUST THINK THAT! NO I DIDN'T!' And the battle of the inner Zarina begins:

Stubborn Zarina: GIRL! Control your thoughts! He's James Hook for God's sake. He is an evil bastard who betrayed you just to get the blue dust, remember?

Dreamy Zarina: Yeah of course I remember! But damn, look at those biceps and that chest! You gotta admit that he's handsome too!

Stubborn Zarina: ...Fine! But we really can't trust him.

Dreamy Zarina: I suppose you're right. But he hasn't been doing anything bad or planning anything either right? Maybe he changed after the betrayal of his crew mates? And he seems to listen to what we say as well.

Stubborn Zarina: I don't care. Just keep your guard up.

END OF INTERNAL BATTLE

"Hey. Zarina!" Asked a voice, Zarina looked up and paled visibly.

"Oh hi! Didn't see you there...what are you doing here?" Zarina said trying to look innocent.

"Quit the acting Rina. What's the pirate doing here? and why is he fairy size?" asked the fairy in front of them. Tinkerbell, Fawn and James kept their mouths shut.

"Okay! Just let me explain. And don't call me Rina." Zarina cringed at the nickname.

"Oh you better explain before I tell the queen. Well? Start talking." grumbled a very suspicious Vidia.

A huge shout out to one of the reviewers who gave me the idea of the fairies going into Gary's home to find some stuff to dress James up. I'll try to update ASAP! LOVE YOU ALL! Review! :D