Emails from Olympus

by Sofaloafa

Must I explain? They are just emails from gods, demigods, and all sorts of other things. Questions are asked, answers are given, and everything else falls in place. People talk about Percy behind his back, Demeter has serious cereal moments, and everyone wonders why Leo is on their account.

85. Chapter 85

Dear Everyone,

What do you all think of your representations in the god of war series?

-Jack, son of Hyperion. (Screw you apollo)
P.S. Artemis, is Apollo's singing as bad as his poetry, or is it worse?

Dear Jack,

What? Now they're making video games too? First, Rick is writing books, then they make movies, and now video games? Humph. Now I know how that Jackson kid feels. Screw me? Huh? Well, I'll have you know, Hyperion and I are best buds.

-Apollo.

Dear Jack,

Yeah, his singing is just as bad as his poetry. Although don't say that to his face. (He's kinda sensitive when it comes to his singing.)

-Artemis, goddess of the hunt.

Dear Apollo,

Uh, no. We aren't "best buds."

-Hyperion.