Dear Leo,

Do you still have a crush on Thalia? Or are you so far gone with Hazel that you can't even remember Thalia's name? Do have a crush on Reyna? And for Nico: Do you really have a crush on Annabeth or is that over?

-Turquoise Taffy.

Dear Turquoise,

Thalia? Nah, I told her one day that she could forget about dating me, and she all like: "Finally! You got it through that thick skull of yours that I'm a hunter!" And I just stared off into space, acting like I was actually listening. Reyna? Yeah I like her! She's my girlfriend.

-Leo Valdez.

Dear Leo,

What did you say?

-Reyna.

Dear Turquoise,

No, I don't have a crush on Annabeth, and honestly, I don't think I ever did. I mean, maybe like a big-sister-kinda-thingy-even-though-she's-not-at-a ll-related-to-me kind of way. I don't know.

-Nico DiAngelo, confused son of Hades.