WARNING: FLUFF!

I've got a brilliant plan

At Zarina's...

"What do you mean he needs to stay in here?!" cried a very angry Rosetta. "I can't fight pirates everyday! It'll give me worry lines!"

"Come on Rosetta, what else can I do?" said Zarina, trying to calm her flowery friend down.

"Well... I dunno, maybe leave him out at the beach to die?" suggested Silvermist, innocently.

"UGHH! Look! If you guys aren't going to help out then fine! Just don't tell the queen!" yelled Zarina.

Rosetta's features soften "Look honey, we're not going to not help you okay? We're just worried about you. You been James's friend for a pretty long time and we just think that you might fall into his trap again. We care, right girls?" Iridessa, Silvermist, Vidia, Fawn and Tinkerbell all nodded. James stayed quiet.

Zarina sighed "Okay I get it, I won't fall into one of his stupid traps again. And thanks... for caring." The other fairies smiled.

"Okay! We gotta get back to helping out with the talent show. I've got a lot of practicing to do with my dancing." said Iridessa. She may be shy but she is incredibly talented with dance shoes on.

"Yeah! I gotta practice piano!" "and I gotta work on my fashion show." "I needa get my dance shoes polished." "and I should really get going to practice my singing, see ya later Zarina!" said Sliver, Rosetta, Iridessa and Fawn.

Zarina watched them leave her house. Then a hand placed on her shoulder, she turned her head. "What are you going to perform at the talent show, Tink?" Tinkerbell shook her head and said "I don't know, but Rosetta said if I really can't come up with something then I can help her with making her outfits. Maybe I'll just go with that. What are you going to perform?"

Zarina stayed quiet for a moment "I don't know really. I've been so busy thinking about the growing dust that I need to make for James, I haven't thought about the performance."

"Aww that's so sweet Zarina! I love you too!" said James, sarcastically.

"Shut up James!" retorted Zarina, red faced, angered and embarrassed. Some how hearing him say 'I love you' sounded like music to her ears. 'shut up me! Go back to thinking about your performance.'

Tinkerbell looked at her "well I guess I'll just leave you alone to think about it okay? I'll see you later. Bye!"

"Okay, bye Tink."

After Zarina closed the door James spoke up "Ya know, if you really need a performance, I think I can give you an idea."

"Yeah? Well what's this brilliant idea of yours?" asked Zarina, curiously.

"Well you can't just have something without giving something, you know what I mean?" Zarina raised an eyebrow at James's statement.

"I thought pirates don't give."

"Yeah... But you're not a pirate anymore." for some reason those words hurt Zarina more than she thought. She truely misses the life of a pirate. Being in pixie hollow isn't bad, but nothing can compare with smelling the salty sea water and feeling the rocking of the pirate ship. The life of a pirate may be rough but it's better than being cooped up in Pixie Hollow. If James hadn't betrayed her she would've stayed a pirate for sure.

Zarina looked at James and sighed "What do you want?"

"Well there's a lot that I want. I know you can't change me back yet so I'll think of something..."

Internal conversation begins:

Materialistic James: We can have all the pixie dust in the hollow! Isn't that what we want in the first place?

Resourceful James: Yeah but she'll never do it! All the pixie dust for a talent show idea? Come on, even the dumbest person wouldn't do it.

M. James: Okay! then what do we really want? Something that she will be willing to do.

R. James: Hmm... I dunno. Her trust? But how do we get that? We can't just say 'hey gimme your trust.'

M. James: We can still ask for gold.

R. James: Trust! Trust will bring us to everything! We gain out trust and we can trick her into giving us all the pixie dust and gold that we want! And guess what.

M. James: what?

R. James: Who trusts each other the most? Lovers! We'll get her to fall in love with us, then we can totally use her!

M. James: And we might even get something off her...ehehe, like her clothes.

R. James: That's a triple gain! We'll get pixie dust, gold and LAID! sweet!

M. James: I can't wait to get started. (evil laugh)

End of internal conversation.

"EARTH TO JAMES HOOK!" Yelled Zarina, waving a hand in front of James's face. "Snap out of it!"

James blinked his eyes "W-what? Oh yeah! about what I want... Hmm."

"Yeah? what do you want? A punch to the face? Sure I can give you that."

"Wait! No, no. What I want from you is the thing that only I can have okay? you can't go around giving it to everyone, understand?" Said James as his face got closer and closer to hers.

Zarina looked confused. "What are you saying? and what's this thing you're talking about? And I'm not promising anyth- mmfph!" she was cut off when James closed the distance between their lips with a kiss.

Zarina was furious, furious at herself for enjoying the moment.

Another internal conversation begins:

Stubborn Zarina: wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf! what the hell! stop it! This is wrong, this is soooo wrong! stop it push him away!

Deep down Zarina: you know you enjoy it, just shut up and enjoy the moment! close your eyes and relax.

S. Zarina: He just stole our first kiss! you lost your first kiss to the man who betrayed you!

D. Zarina: Ye-yeah, but we did fall for him... come on, its time to face it.

S. Zarina: No chance, no way! I won't say I'm in love!

D. Zarina: Hmm that sounds catchy. We should make a song about that.

S. Zarina: UGHHHHHH... fine. At least out loud, don't say that we're in love.

End of internal conversation.

Zarina's eyes fluttered shut and her legs started to buckle. James's hand immediately went to her waist to hold her from falling. They were so perfect together, like two puzzle pieces fitting into one. They would've certainly stayed in that position longer if oxygen wasn't necessary to sustain life.

They pulled away, Zarina looked as red as a tomato and James broke into a goofy smile.

"So, you got what you wanted?" asked the embarrassed fairy.

"Yeah! That was... that was wonderful!" said James, flushed as well, but nonetheless, happy.

Zarina giggle and said "So you got what you wanted and now you gotta tell that idea."

"Oh! right!" said James "You know how you almost beat me in that sword duel once back on the ship?"

"Yeah?"

"Well I thought that was pretty good, considering that I am an expert at sword fighting."

Zarina made a face and laughed.

'That laugh. Music to my ears... No! no. stick to the plan and gain her trust! no falling for her. Not again. It was already hard enough the first time I betrayed her, I can't screw up this time.'

James continued "Well, I was thinking that maybe you can use sword fighting as your performance at the talent show! Brilliant right?"

Zarina's smile faltered. "Yeah but, I dunno if that'll work. You see, I'm the only fairy who knows how to sword fight. I don't have a worthy opponent."

James looked at her like she thinks that he doesn't exist. "Umm hello? Who taught you sword fighting? And just because I don't want to be a fairy doesn't mean I'm not a fairy!"

"Wait! If you think that I'll let you be my opponent in the talent show, then you're going bonkers! how can I let you walk on stage where everyone can see you? They'll flip!" yelled Zarina, her arms waving around to indicate the chaos caused after the rest of pixie hollow sees James.

"Yeah I know. Therefore, I have another brilliant plan." answered James.

"What's the 'other brilliant plan' then?" Zarina was getting tired of these brilliant plans, it's probably a stupid plan anyways.

James smirked at her "Well... you gotta give me something if you wanna know the plan."

Zarina tried to look bored, but her smile that she was trying to conceal was giving away her excitement for another kiss. (A/N I'm so sorry for the cheesiness GAHHH!)

James took her hand and pulled her in to another kiss. But this one was different from the first one. The second kiss was fierce, full of heat and need. James pried her mouth open with his tongue and she gladly let him take control. 'Huh. She's a quick learner. Let's see if she can keep up.'

He pushed her against the wall of her living room without breaking the connection between their mouths. Zarina was clearly enjoying herself as her arms went to wrap around his neck to deepen the kiss. James's hands started to travel up her waist slowly. Their tongues still fighting for dominance.

"Zarina! I left something in your house! can I come in?" yelled Tinkerbell.

'Drat! I was so close to having her!' thought James, angrily.

Zarina quickly pushed James off her and fixed her messy hair and ruffled clothes. "Uhh... Come in!"

Tinkerbell went in and looked at the blushed pirate and fairy. "Are you guys okay? You look kinda... red."

Zarina covered her cheeks with her hand and said "ohhh it's nothing, really. It's just that I turned up the heat too much that's all."

'Why the hell would you turn the heat on in the middle of summer? Oh well whatever.' Thought Tinkerbell.

"Have you thought of anything for the talent show yet?" asked James, trying to change the subject.

Tinkerbell looked bored "yeah, I guess I'll be helping out Rosetta after all. I don't really feel like doing other stuff anyway so whatever. What about you Rina? Came up with anything yet?"

"N-no, not really... But we're working on it. And don't call me Rina! It's weird!" Shouted the alchemist.

"Haha okay! Well I best be going. thanks" and Tinkerbell flew out of the house.

"Sooooo, back to your brilliant plan?" started Zarina.

"... oh yeah. The plan is, there is no plan."

"WHAT?!"

"Yup. you heard me, darling."

"You tricked me into making out with you?!" Zarina said angrily and stomping her foot.

"Hey! It's not my fault that you liked it."

"You, you... UGHHH! You're impossible!" was the last thing Zarina said before disappearing into her room.

SLAM!

James sighed and chuckled. "Just joking. I have a plan." and he took out a pen and leaf and started scribbling his plan onto the leaf. After he finished, he slipped the piece of leaf under Zarina's door.

Zarina picked it up and examined it.

"Huh. not bad."

Ta da! Sorry for not updating in FOREVER! sorry if you were grossed out by the fluff but you should've seen the rating of this story so it's your own fault. ha. jk please don't hate me. Review! I love them so much.