Emails from Olympus

by Sofaloafa

Must I explain? They are just emails from gods, demigods, and all sorts of other things. Questions are asked, answers are given, and everything else falls in place. People talk about Percy behind his back, Demeter has serious cereal moments, and everyone wonders why Leo is on their account.

88. Chapter 88

Dear Poseidon and Zeus,

I'm still not quite clear on who has the better child. Oh right, I DO! I throw my child in the air sometimes, saying AYYYYYYOOOOOOO, No one beats MEEEEEEEE-OOOOOOO!

-Hades, lord of the underworld.

Dear Hades,

Please expect lightning bolts between the hours of whenever I want to whenever I want. I DON'T FREAKING CARE IF I'M DEFYING THE LAWS OF NATURE. Just saying.

-Zeus, god of lightning bolts and all that jazz.

Dear Zeus,

Wow, um… not quite sure what to say to that.

-Poseidon, god of the sea.

Dear Readers,

Can you tell I've become obsessed with Dynamite? Please bear with me. I'm going through what my friends call a "song phase". A phase when I'm obsessed with songs that somehow fit into my life. It'll be over soon… I hope. :)

-Sofaloafa, daughter of Apollo.