Dear Percy,

Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night! Free presents!

-Leo Valdez, expert gift getter.

Dear Leo,

Do we even celebrate that? Considering, you know…

-Percy.

Dear Percy,

Who cares? I'm in it for the free stuff from that fat guy on all the Christmas cards. WOHO! BRING THE GIFTS TO ME! Shove it down the chimney! I'll be waiting at the fireplace for YOOOOOUUUUUU!

-Leo Valdez.

Dear Readers,

*Engage Scottish accent.* 400 reviews exactly! I can't believe you guys! I'm so happy!

-Sofaloafa.