Emails from Olympus

by Sofaloafa

Must I explain? They are just emails from gods, demigods, and all sorts of other things. Questions are asked, answers are given, and everything else falls in place. People talk about Percy behind his back, Demeter has serious cereal moments, and everyone wonders why Leo is on their account.

91. Chapter 91

Dear Percy,

Why don't you rip tides with Riptide?

-Alieana Sarah, descendent of Hermes

Dear Alieana Sarah,

Uh... It never really occurred to me, actually... I think I'm going to go try that now.

-Percy, Ripper of Tides

Dear Percy,

Oh no you don't! Don't get any new ideas seaweed brain!

-Annabeth

I'm not dead, I swear!

-Sofaloafa, daughter of Apollo