Dear Zeus,
Have you gotten my latest cereal yet? Oh my gods it's amazing you should definitely eat it soon!
-Demeter, goddess of cereal
Dear Demeter,
Uh... No... I haven't...
-Zeus, god of the skyyyyyy
Dear backstabber,
HOW COULD YOU?! I TRUSTED YOU!1!11!
-Demeter, one angry goddess of cereal
