I just remembered that I haven't even written a disclaimer oh, I'll do it this time, and really Christine, 3 months!?

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, I think we all know how it would have ended if I did.


"Where did you find him?"

"On the road, it seemed like he came from the forest"

Voices, unfamiliar voices.

"Is he alive?"

The voice moved closer to the now half conscious blonde.

"He's breathing, good enough"

"Where's the reward, guard? 10 shilling, wasn't it?"

The guard reaches out for his pocket, dragging out a tiny filled bag. "10 shilling from the king him-" The farmer snatched the tiny bag before the guard had finished his sentence and headed for his wagon.

"Hey guard, take that slave before I leave with both him and the money"

Take me? Where?

Footsteps where moving closer and closer to Deidara, who had no idea what was happening. A shadow stood over him and all the blonde could hear was rattling in chains. I should run! I should run! Before Deidara could move a limb, the guard had already attached a leash around his neck.

"I see you are awake" the guard finally said and pulled hard enough so Deidara fell out of the wagon, which imminently began moving after the blonde was off it. His body was still numb and his head ached. "Stand up" but Deidara refused move. "I said stand you little brat" the guard shouted and grabbed Deidara by his hair, lifting him up so they were face to face. "You better listen more often, slave. Or else" the guard licked his lips.

"Let… go… un…" Deidara said between clenched teeth, but the older male still held his iron grip on the blonde.

"I wouldn't mind being the one to give you a little punishment blondie," the guard breathed into Deidara's ear, which made him tremble in disgust. The guard finally let go of Deidara's hair so the younger male fell on the ground once more. "You better use your own legs when I tell you so slave"

Deidara pushed himself from the dirty ground, his mind blurry and messed. Thoughts swirling in his head while his body refused to move a limb once more. Where was he? The guard tugged in the leash connected to the panting blonde, signalising for Deidara to follow the older male. Deidara pushed aside all the questions and did as the so-called guard said, anything to avoid more trouble with the older.

He was dragged along a gravel road, forced to look at the ground. All he could hear was the light breeze and the guard's heavy footsteps. How much Deidara wanted to kick the older and escape from this madness, his hands had been tied together to mainly prevent exactly an opening for an escape from the blonde.


After a long silent heavy aired walk, the blonde stood on top of a long staircase down to plain darkness. The only light was from one single torch alone in the depths of the basement. Before Deidara could refuse, the guard was already walking down the steps with the leash in his hand. Deidara unprepared for the sudden violent tug from the older lost his balance and fell forward, almost rolling down step for step until he was down on the ground again.

"FUCKING HELL" the blonde growled. His body itched everywhere and the pain from the last running section began to slowly take over his body once more. Damn this place! He thought for himself, because he knew something bad would happen if he said that loud.

"When did I say yes for you to sit down slave?" the guard said in a stern tone and grabbed the blonde by his hair. Before Deidara could make a move to punch the older, he was thrown into a room as dark as the hallway. The guard came after, with an evil glint in his eyes when looking at the blonde in front of him. He slowly approached, while his victim backed further and further away.

"You remember well that I said bad behaviour will cause a punishment, didn't I?" The older male said, bending over Deidara. "And I really wouldn't mind to be to one giving you it"

Deidara still tied up by his hands, growled and glared at the guard. "Let… lost… un!"

Before Deidara saw his mistake the guard had lifted his free hand and slapped it the hardest he could at the blonde. "You have no permission to speak slave! Now…" he licked his lips. "Let's get over to this punishment shall we"

Deidara scared of what was coming shut his eyes and flinched. Several seconds went, but the guard hadn't made a move yet. Slowly opening his eyes Deidara barely saw a new figure in the doorway and the guard had already turned around to face the new appearance.

Seconds that felt like minutes went before the person in the doorway spoke up. "What do you think the king would say if he find out that you are already sexually harassing his new toy, well guard?"

"How you dare to speak up against one of the kings men?" the guard growled and stood up face to face with the other. "You are just a toy like the slutty blonde"

"I guess I am" the silhouette said calmly and walked closer to his opponent. "Anyway the king have summoned you, I think it was something about the new slave"

"You should be happy you are the king's servant for today, Akasuna" the guard said and walked past the person now known as, Akasuna?

"Tsk, guards" the still unknown person said and walked over to the confused blonde. First now Deidara could see him better. The male had short messy red hair, muddy brown eyes and a hazy look in his face. He was dressed in filthy rags with nothing on his feet, his skin was dirty and had some few scars up his arms. But apart from that he looked, kind of handsome. "Get up brat!" The redhead said annoyed and glared at Deidara who still laid on the floor in fear.

What an asshole, Deidara thought and got up, his back aching.

"Good, now come with me" the redhead said and began walking out the doorway waving his hand gesturing for the blonde to follow. And Deidara did so too.

"Hey, un!" Deidara said after catching up with the redhead. His word went into deaf ears. "Hey, asshole!" The other male once again ignored him. Deidara felt anger boil in him while the redhead continued to walk down the long, dark hallway. "Can you please tell me where you are taking me, or where I even am, un?"

"Just shut up and follow me, brat" the other finally answered. Deidara growled and ignored the urge to ask again. The redhead took a sudden turn to the left, which leaded to another long corridor with torches giving a slight light to the dark basement. They walked in silence, the only sound that could be heard was the sound of feet hitting the cold stone floor and the flames from the torches. They walked past a lot of people working, cooking, cleaning and some just sat on the floor sobbing. The redhead turned one more to the left and finally stopped by a wooden door. He knocked twice and almost imminently someone opened from the other side. In the doorway stood a rather tall woman with amber eyes and short blue hair, with a light blue paper flower in the blue locks. She wore a filthy, very long sweater that went to bellow her knees and she had a tainted serious expression when she saw the duo outside.

"Welcome back, Sasori" she finally said and went out of the way to let them in. Sasori? Deidara thought for himself.

"I see you found the newcomer," she added while closing the door after the two males. The room was not really big or small. It had the same light level as the corridor, but warmer. Deidara noticed that it wasn't only the bluenette who was here. In one corner laid two males who slept next to each other, one of then wore a mask and the other had grey hair that was in a way slicked backwards. On the other side of the room a plant-like male with a white and a black part of his body sat on the floor with another male wearing an orange mask with only one hole for his right eye.

"What's your name," a new voice suddenly asked. Deidara snapped out of his thoughts and turned his attention to the new figure that stood beside the bluenette. It was another male, orange spikey hair and a lot of… piercings? Where did he come from? Deidara thought startled.

"D-Deidara… un," the blonde muttered, looking down at the floor.

"Deidara, my name is Pain and this is Konan," the male said calmly and laid his hand on the bluenette's shoulder gesturing that he referred to her. "You probably already know Sasori who brought you here. The ones sleeping in the corner over there is Hidan and Kakuzu, the plant is Zetsu and the other is Tobi."

The last said male ran over to them less than two seconds after hearing his name and screamed "Tobi heard his name!"

"Get lost, Tobi" the redhead known as Sasori said coldly and leaned onto the wall.

"Why are you so mean to Tobi, Sasori-san" Tobi whined, but two seconds later he was in Deidara's face with a huge grin behind his mask "It's nice to meet you, Deidara-senpai!"

Huh, senpai? Deidara thought in surprise. This guy just met me! What is it even with those people? Why am I here, and why with these people. "Someone explain to me where and why I am here, un!" Deidara yelled, losing his calmness.

"Very well," Pain stated and continued, "Look at your hand, your ring brought you here"

Deidara looked down at his hand. The ring brought me here? He looked back at the others, he adverted his gaze to their hands. His eyes widened upon realization, they all wore a ring, but on different fingers than him. The ring brought me here… Why?


Hehehehehehehehehe, I'll go and die in a hole sorry it's crap I know