Monday~! You suck, Mondays. Welp, hope you guys like this next little thing we're doing~!
It was nearing the end of April and things had returned to normal and Feliciano was skipping happily down the hallway of the high school. Suddenly, a poster caught his eyes and he froze mid step, reading it quickly.
A wide grin spread across the Italian's face and he grabbed the poster from the wall and ran to the cafeteria, squealing excitedly.
Inside the large room, Lovino was currently sitting alone with his nose in a book while grumbling to himself occasionally. "Fucking Snow…. Just kill that asshole already, Katniss! Shoot him with a fucking arrow!"
"LOVI!" Feliciano screeched, sprinting towards his brother, flailing his arms around.
Lovino screamed out in surprise, accidentally hitting his brother with the book as he jumped then fell to the floor out of his seat before glaring up at Feliciano. "What the fuck?! You almost gave me a fucking heart attack, you little bastard!"
However, he wasn't there. Feliciano was also on the floor, laying on his back and holding his face, groaning in pain, Lovino's book laying next to him.
Lovino groaned and rolled his eyes as he stood up, then reached down and yanked Feliciano to his feet. "That's your own fucking fault! Now why the hell did you run in here fucking screeching and babbling for?!"
Shaking himself out, Feliciano's smile returned and he grabbed his brother's hands tightly. "I found something super amazing~! It'll be so fun~! Will you do it with me, fratello? Please please please? I promise it'll be fun~!"
After trying to unsuccessfully yank his hands away, Lovino stared at Feliciano with a wary look on his face. "….. What fun thing…? One of burger bastard's fucked up ideas?"
"No no! I found this all by myself~! I can't tell you what it is though! It'd spoil the surprise!"
Lovino grumbled to himself and let his brother drag him (after he picked up his book of course) to wherever the younger was so adamant to go to. "There. I'm fucking coming now. NOW can you tell me what the hell it is?"
"Nope nope~! Just wait! You'll see~!" Feliciano squealed.
Lovino continued to grumble to himself as he let Feliciano drag him all the way to the auditorium where he finally managed to yank himself away and look around, confused. "Feliciano, why the HELL are we in here?! The fuck's going on with you?!"
"We're going to sign up for auditions~!" the younger twin cheered, holding up the poster he'd taken from the wall.
Lovino just stared at him blankly. "….. What?"
Giggling with delight, Feliciano started towards the stage. "We're going to sign up to audition for parts in the upcoming school play~!"
"What?! No! FUCK no! What fucking play?!"
"The one the drama club directs every year~! It's time for auditions, and we're going to audition together~!" Getting to the front of the room, Feliciano happily grabbed the sign up sheet, then scribbled down both of their names. "There~!"
Lovino cursed loudly as he dragged Feliciano away from the sheet. "I'm NOT fucking doing it! Forget it! Why the hell would I be in some fucking play of all things?!"
"Because it'll be super fun~! And besides, I just signed up for auditions. Just because we audition doesn't mean we'll get the parts. So we might as well go for it~!" Feliciano explained, smiling at his twin brightly.
Lovino glared and crossed his arms. "Feliciano, repeat after me. I. Do. NOT. Fucking. SING!" he snapped then turned to leave. "And I'm fucking leaving! Audition if you fucking want to but I'M not being dragged into this-this madness and fucked up insanity! I'll see you when you get home!"
Feliciano grabbed his arm and turned him around quickly. His eyes were watering and he sniffed softly. "P-Per favore...?" he whimpered.
"S-Stop that, dammit….!" The elder stuttered as he quickly tried to look away.
Fat tears dripped down Feliciano's cheeks, making his eyes sparkle. "P-Please...?"
Before he could stop himself Lovino made the mistake of looking over at his brother. After a few seconds of staring, he let out a loud groan as he pulled away from Feliciano then headed back towards the stage. "You better be pretty fucking happy about this, you little bastard!"
Feliciano grinned. "Victory~."
"Stop fucking staring at me tomato bastard," Lovino growled a few days later as he glared at Antonio while Feliciano had run off to get the results from the audition. "If you have something to say, then fucking say it already! Go ahead! I know it's about that fucking audition shit for that 'Freezing' movie!"
Antonio had not looked away from his boyfriend since discovering about ten minutes ago what Feliciano had gotten him to do. A large grin was plastered across his face. "Lovi~," he cooed. "if you get the part you auditioned for, I get to play the role of your papa~!"
Lovino shot him a dirty glare in return. "Fuck you, bastard. And I hope you realize that you fucking DIE in it."
Before Antonio could answer, Feliciano came sprinting towards them, holding two thick packets of paper. "Elsa~! Elsa Elsa Elsa~~!" he squealed, waving around the packets which were now identifiable as scripts.
"Feliciano, what the FUCK are you sprouting about now?!" Lovino demanded as he yanked Feliciano down into the seat next to him to keep people from staring at them.
"Veh veh! You can't call me Feliciano!" the Italian teen insisted as he fell into his seat, waving a script in Lovino's face and not caring at they where being stared at. "You have to call me Anna now! I'm Anna! Call me Anna, sorellona~!"
Lovino facepalmed as he slapped the script away. "I am NOT fucking calling you that! You're a BOY dipshit! Now explain what the hell's going on in your fucked up thought process right now before I take whatever the hell these fucking papers are and shove them down your throat! And I might just fucking do that if you call me 'sorellona' again!"
"Sorellona is so mean!" Feliciano whined. "I'm a girl now! You have to call me sorellina now! And don't hurt the papers! You need them to learn your lines!"
"Shut up! And WHAT fucking lines?!"
"Look at the script!" Feliciano pointed at the list at the top of the first page which held the characters name and beside them who would be playing the role.
Lovino glared at Feliciano as he yanked the list and script away then scanned it with his eyes before scowling more. "Why the fuck is MY name next to Elsa?!"
"Look look~!" Feliciano chirped, pointing to the name Anna, his own beside it.
"You're fucking kidding me….." Lovino spat as he looked through the list. "Y-You said that those fucking auditions were just a joke! AND that nothing would fucking happen!"
"Noooooo I didn't~! I said their was a CHANGE we MIGHT get the parts~! And we did~! Yay~!"
"Says you, dammit! You-you fucking TRICKED me, you little bastard!"
Feliciano giggled, smiling slyly at the other. "Oh brother~. I have no idea what you mean~."
"And what is that supposed to fucking mean….?" Lovino growled as he clenched his fist.
"Oh nothing~."
"You little….." Lovino ground out then glared at Antonio again. "Well? You have any fucking comments to add in your bastard?"
The Spaniard was grinning broadly, shaking in delight. "Lovi~~~," he cooed, trying his hardest to not tackle his boyfriend. "You're going to make a great Elsa~~."
"UGH! I hate you both!" Lovino groaned as he smacked his forehead.
"You love us~!"
"Says you, bastards…" Lovino grumbled to himself as he got up and ran out of the room before they could catch him.
Antonio and Feliciano stayed at the table, laughing together and discussing the play.
Later at home, Lovino had been staring at the script for a while and after a long drawn out sigh picked it up and started reading over it. Then when he was done with that, he started reading through and also singing along with some of the songs.
"The snow glows white on the mountain tonight... Not a footprint to be seen. A kingdom of isolation. And it looks like I'm the Queen…"
Feliciano got home just in time to hear the soft medley flow from his brother's room and echo throughout the house. Curiously, he silently followed the song to Lovino's door, peeking into the other's room. He found the elder Italian spinning around his room, singing from his script. Feliciano's eyes widened as he listened, completely captivated. Lovino was an amazing singer.
"Don't let them in, don't let them see. Be the good girl you always have to be. Conceal, don't feel, don't let them know…. Well, now they know-!" Lovino sang as he mimicked tossing away a glove like it said to in the script. "Let it go, let it go. Can't hold it back anymore. Let it go, let it go. Turn away and slam the door. I don't care what they're going to say. Let the storm rage on- The cold never bothered me anyway…"
Quickly pulling out his phone and turning on the video, Feliciano began to record his twin singing.
Lovino continued singing and acting out the song until he finished it and hide the script under his pillow. He headed to the door to go down to the kitchen and get a snack.
Feliciano managed to get away and into his room before Lovino caught him. He saved the video, then uploaded it onto his computer. Wanting to make sure other people could appreciate his brother's beautiful voice, he sent it out in a mass text to everyone on his contacts except for Lovino.
"Feliciano?" Lovino asked as he leaned against the door frame while munching on a tomato with a few more in a bowl in his arm. "What the hell are you doing now?"
"Veh veh, just working on a little thing for later. Don't look, I want it to be a surprise~!" Feliciano chirped, hastily exiting out of the video folder and shutting off his computer.
"Like how that damn audition turned out to be a surprise?" Lovino retorted.
"Aw, how long are you going to be upset about that?" Feliciano whined, turning in his chair to pout at his twin. "I never said we WOULDN'T make it, I just said their was a CHANCE we wouldn't. It'll be fun! I know it!"
"I'm NOT upset about the damn audition. I'm fucking annoyed about it, but not upset. It's the whole being fucking manipulated and fucking tricked into doing it that I don't like."
"You wouldn't have done it other wise."
"And…..? What's your damn point?"
"And... And I really wanted to do this with you..." Feliciano's voice had lowed to a mumble and he stared at the carpet in front of him, fiddling with his hands.
Lovino stared at him then sighed. "Fine… Sorry, dammit."
Feliciano looked up, his eyes filled with surprise. "Y-You mean you'll do it? You'll be in the play?"
Lovino let out a groan as he nodded. "But I am NOT wearing a fucking dress! You got that?"
"It's not my decision, fratello. It's up to the director and the people that make the costumes. Veh, but I think Kiku helped them a bit even though he's going to be working the lights and specials affects, so I think you're going to have to wear a dress no matter what," Feliciano said.
"Fuck no!" Lovino snapped stubbornly. "I'm NOT fucking wearing it! EVER! And what special effects?!"
"You know. The special affects for your powers."
"…. The hell? How's the bastard going to pull that shit off?!"
"I dunno. But he will. Kiku is super good at this kinda stuff~!"
"Ugh…." Lovino groaned then paled. "Shit… Nonno's going to be SO fucking annoying with this shit… Don't you DARE tell him when he gets home!"
"Va bene, va bene. I promise I won't tell nonno anything," Feliciano said, pouting.
"Hmph. Better fucking not," Lovino scoffed. But just as the words came out of his mouth, Romulus suddenly popped up behind the elder twin and pulled him into a hug.
"Aww~~~! Nonno is so proud of you both~~! I just knew my babies would be the stars of the show~~! Feli! You come join the hug too!" he squealed happily.
"W-What the fuck?!" Lovino sputtered as he tried to yank himself free while shooting a dirty glare at Feliciano.
Laughing, Feliciano jumped into their grandfather's open arm. "I didn't say anything~!" he chirped. "I showed him something~! You didn't have any rules against showing him~!"
Lovino froze, then spat, "Showed. Him. WHAT?!"
The younger's grin grew wider. "Oh nothing~. Just a little thing~. No big deal~."
"Fucking tell me. Right. Now. Unless you want to get fucking bit," Lovino growled lowly and tried to grab at his brother.
Feliciano squealed, dodging out of the way. "I told EVERYONE~!" he teased, hiding behind a laughing Romulus.
"Y-You little-!" Lovino snapped then broke free and ran off back to his room and slammed the door shut behind him.
After a quick check that he wouldn't be overheard, Lovino grabbed one of the cordless phones, dialed Antonio's number, and waited for him to pick up.
"Hola~!" Antonio voiced chirped from the other end of the line. "Who is this~? Can I help you~?"
"Veh~. Ciao, Toni!" Lovino chirped happily, hoping the vampire would fall for the act of him pretending to be his brother. "Did you like the thing I sent you with Lovi?"
"Si~! Gracias for sending it to me~!" Antonio thanked. "It's amazing~!"
Lovino frowned a little. That didn't tell him anything at all. "Yay~! Well, what's your favorite part?" He asked happily.
"Oh I couldn't possibly just pick one part~!" the vampire exclaimed. "The whole thing was my favorite~! It was beautiful~! Lovi is so amazing and talented~! I'm so glad I get the privilege and honor of being the one who gets to date him~! I love him so much~!"
Lovino frowned more. Just what was Antonio talking about? Deciding to try to use a different tactic he said. "Veh… Well…. Uh…. I forgot… I was going to send you TWO things! So which are you talking about, Toni? I want to make sure I don't send it twice! That would be very silly, huh?" He added a slight giggle at the end.
"Fusososo~! You sent me the video~!" Antonio said. "What else do you want to send me?"
"Oh, just another video of Lovi~! It's so funny~!" Lovino giggled. "But what's the first one about? Don't want to get them confused with each other, veh!"
"It was the one of him singing that Let it Go song," the Spaniard reported.
"WHAT?!" Lovino screeched loudly, all thoughts of pretending to be his brother gone right out the window. "THAT LITTLE FUCKER RECORDED ME FUCKING PRACTICING?! I'LL FUCKING KILL HIM! HE'S FUCKING DEAD! AND YOU TOO! WHY THE FUCK DID YOU WATCH IT?! WHO ELSE DID HE FUCKING SEND IT TO?! TELL ME RIGHT THIS FUCKING SECOND! A-AND FUCKING DELETE THAT DAMN VIDEO TOO! RIGHT NOW!"
Antonio pulled his phone away from his ear, wincing in pain.
By this point, Lovino had run out of breath and was currently panting while glaring daggers at the phone.
"Hola, Lovi~!" Antonio greeted when the ringing in his ears died. "When did you get here, querido~?"
"…. The hell are you talking about, bastard?" Lovino asked, completely baffled by the vampire's stupidity.
"When did you get here~?" Antonio repeated.
"…. Feliciano never WAS fucking here, dipshit," Lovino deadpanned.
"Sure he was! I was just talking to him about you~! Oh! And you have such a beautiful singing voice, Lovi~! I really like it~!" the Spanish teen chirped happily. "I can't wait till the play~! It's going to be amazing~!"
Lovino gritted his teeth more. "You are SO fucking stupid! That was ME fucking PRETENDING to be that dumbass to find out what the hell he fucking sent you!"
"You cut me deep, Lovi," Antonio said sadly. His voice instantly brightened with his next sentence. "But I still love you tons and tons~!"
"Delete that fucking video!"
"... Um... No..." the Spaniard said slowly.
"And why the fuck not….?" Lovino growled.
"Don't wanna." The pout in Antonio's voice was clear. It was going to take a lot to get the Spaniard to even consider getting rid of the video. "I like it. You're in it. And you're singing! Really really well! I love this video!"
"SO?! You weren't even supposed to fucking see it in the first damn place! That was Feliciano being a little asshole and fucking recording it without MY fucking permission!"
"B-But-!"
"No fucking buts! Get rid of it!"
"B-But why do they get to keep their video?" Antonio whined.
"NO ONE'S fucking keeping it!" Lovino snapped. "All you bastards are going to fucking delete it!"
"Whyyyyy?" the vampire whined, sounding like a child.
"BECAUSE I FUCKING SAID TO, ASSHOLE! NOW FUCKING DO IT!" Lovino screeched then slammed the phone down.
In the kitchen, Feliciano heard this and jumped. He bolted for his room, for once actually feeling scared of what Lovino would do to him if the elder caught him. He wanted to get as far away from his twin as he could.
Lovino growled as he glared at the phone, then a few minutes later got an idea. Didn't he have that one embarrassing video he recorded of Feliciano….? Cackling to himself, he headed over to the computer in his room and hacked into his brother's email account (But really! Who uses pasta as a password anyway?!) then he used it to send the video to everyone in their group on Feliciano's contact list from the flash drive then removed it from the browser history and headed out of the room.
Feliciano peeked out of his room nervously, wondering that his brother was up to. He hadn't heard anymore screaming. He wasn't entirely sure if this was a good thing or a bad thing. He heard Lovino open his bedroom door and he quickly ducked back into his room, locking the door.
Lovino walked past Feliciano's room and headed down to the kitchen while wearing a big smirk on his face.
Feliciano didn't leave his room the rest of the night.